The Rugby Thread (Part 1)

[quote=“W.B. Yeats”]Puke

As someone else said, Heaslip is a bit like Foley in that he reads the game very well, he’s a good footballer and makes good yards for Leinster. It would be good if he could translate that form to the National team, but its earlyish days still for him. Another decent 6N campaign could see him close to the Lions which could really open his eyes to what the best are up to.

WBY[/quote]

I never said anything to the contrary of that…All I said is that he looks like he is carrying a bit of extra weight…

Danny " I slept with a man" Cipriani has been dropped by england

From rte.ie

Danny Cipriani has been dropped from the England team to play New Zealand on Saturday.

Leicester’s Toby Flood will replace Cipriani at fly-half as one of three changes made by manager Martin Johnson following last weekend’s record Twickenham defeat to South Africa.

Flanker Tom Rees has been dropped to the bench with Michael Lipman to start on the open-side while Nick Kennedy returns to the second row in place of Tom Palmer.

Prop Andrew Sheridan has missed out with a neck injury but New Zealand-born inside centre Riki Flutey has recovered from a hamstring problem to line up against the All Blacks.

Johnson had promised there would be no sweeping changes to the side crushed 42-6 by the Springboks last weekend - but the decision to replace Cipriani with Flood was not unexpected.

Cipriani recovered from a gruesome dislocated fracture of the ankle six weeks early in order to play for England this autumn but he has failed to live up to the huge expectations.

The 21-year-old awarded himself just five out of 10 for his performance in the win over the Pacific Islands before struggling technically and tactically against both Australia and the Springboks.

Cipriani has had two kicks charged down this autumn that have led directly to tries - against the Pacific Islanders and South Africa - and there remain concerns over his defence.

Flood’s last England start came against the All Blacks in the second Test of the summer tour to New Zealand.

The decision to replace Rees with Lipman came as a surprise given the Wasps flanker was one of the England players to have impressed against the Wallabies and Springboks.

Kennedy will win his second Test cap in place of Palmer, who suffered a calf injury against the Springboks.

Johnson has opted to changed the balance of England’s replacement bench to four forwards and three backs, opening the way for Leicester’s Dan Hipkiss to return to squad.

England team to play New Zealand at Twickenham on November 29, kick-off 2.30pm:
D Armitage (London Irish); P Sackey (Wasps), J Noon (Newcastle), R Flutey (Wasps), U Monye (Harlequins); T Flood (Leicester), D Care (Harlequins); T Payne (Wasps), L Mears (Bath), P Vickery (Wasps), S Borthwick (Saracens, capt), N Kennedy (London Irish), J Haskell (Wasps), M Lipman (Bath), N Easter (Harlequins).

Replacements: D Hartley (Northampton), M Stevens (Bath), T Croft (Leicester), T Rees (Wasps), H Ellis (Leicester), D Cipriani (Wasps), D Hipkiss (Leicester).

[quote=“The Puke”]Danny " I slept with a man" Cipriani has been dropped by england

From rte.ie[/quote]

if i was english id be more worried about him banging kelly brook, she must be fucking him to distraction, fair fucks to the lad there will be plenty time for rugby when kelly fucks off, make the most of it

Its a good excuse to have anyway…“Why are you playing shit danny”…“I was up all night fucking Kelly Brook”…

Dead right, Kelly will probably dump him now he’s been dropped, big into her rugby is Kelly.

I don’t know, Zara Phillips has stuck with Mike Tindall despite being dropped by England, his drink driving conviction and his several nose breaks…there is still hope for Danny…

Slight difference though, Zara Phillips is a dog.

Zara’s a Royal Dog- one with pedigree, ie she has a few castles and Mike would never have to do a proper days work.

Zara wins hands down in that regard, Kelly will be stripping in some Queen Vic place in Leicester in a few years time so Danny will be well rid

WBY

I would.

I second that motion…

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Muliaina is after scoring a great try for new zealand to put them 17-6 up with 20 left…Carter is having a poor day with the boot…

Wales are playing well against Aussies and are winnig 15-13 with 18 left…

[quote=“The Puke”]Muliaina is after scoring a great try for new zealand to put them 17-6 up with 20 left…Carter is having a poor day with the boot…

Wales are playing well against Aussies and are winnig 15-13 with 18 left…[/quote]

Great drop kick there from Jones to put them 18-13 up.

New Zealand win the ball on their own 22 and and go 80 metres and Nonu scores…England getting hockey now…32-6…Muliaina scored a second try also…

Peno from Steven Jones…21-13…The Aussies seem sickened…Fuck all left in it…

Fair play to Wales…Northern hemisphere win was badly needed…

The Aussies score a try with seconds left…Giteau took a drop goal conervsion and misssed…3 in it in injury time…

The Kiwis hammer England. Munster were the only team to get a try against them on their tour.

they got a try against their c team who were all hungover

Jog on theres nappys need changing

:smiley:

The goys off to a great start, three missed tackles and a handling error in the lead up to the NZ try