Denitists provide anaesthetics all the time. Do you think they don’t know how to deal with an adverse reaction? 
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I couldn’t possibly say. I will say if I did know a nurse she would be fucking delighted I’d say if Mary and Peggy would take a break from the home ec and throw on the hazmat suit and start jabbing
Yes mate, they ring an ambulance. It’s really not difficult.
Do they hide in the corner for 20 minutes then waiting for the Ambo? Possibly 90 minutes if your in rural Ireland
We’ll mate, ask your wife how 30-90 minutes of CPR is likely to go.
Any idiot can lie someone down and stick on a bit of oxygen.
The schools are better provided ah look I can’t be bothered argueing with medical junta who think they are better/ cleverer than everyone else.
It’s either a national emergency or it isn’t.
What the fuck are you on about
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Well I can’t really be bothered if you’re truly this thick.
No need for expensive PPE. I can donate my masterject system to allow for remote jabs, at a safe 3m distance. The medical community are lagging behind agriculture.
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Let me get this straight. Your trying to say you’d think training teachers to do this is a better idea than organising dentists and pharmacists, both of whom are already trained in vaccinations and medical procedures?
Right. O.
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My postman is going door to door anyway and he already has transport and a van. He’d be a grand option for giving the vaccinations. The older folk would trust him too
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I can’t see them staying open
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Any auld ones that die he could just fire them into the back of the van
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It takes about five minutes to demonstrate how to vaccinate someone.
Everything else is just layers of mystique added by layers of health professionals.
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The optics wouldn’t be great if they close
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I’m not the one trying to argue that teachers could do the job better than medical professionals and pharmacists who already perform thousands of vaccinations annually
Would you, or your wife, be happy to let a history teacher with no medical training vaccinate your kids after a 5 minute demo on how to do a vaccination
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Yes, I absolutely would be happy to, but I wasn’t talking about the kids, I was talking about the general population.
In truth, the training would take a day I suspect.
The vast majority of adverse reactions would be fainting, which schools deal with every day.
You could have a trained nurse or paramedic at each school if needed, but I would be using multiple simultaneous streams of injectors/ions.
It’s either a deadly disease, deadly enough to disrupt society as it has, in which case society needs to react accordingly, not snowflake around it for months whilst more people die, or it isn’t.
There are no institutions, (state funded, perfect infrastructure including location, parking, logistics, a very long way if not all the way towards being "covid secure/ready, and trained in organisation and tracking of groups of uncertain potentially unruly people) better than schools and their staff
To turn your question on its head, I wouldn’t want someone incapable of giving a quick jab, and reacting sensibly if there’s a reaction, educating my child for years.
As I said, post that on a teaching forum.
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Why?
Because it is the most stupid and reckless suggestion I have seen.
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