The Seething thread

[Sidney]

@Brimmer_Bradley

Why would a business clog valuable retail space within their business with a coffee machine styled ornament that doesn’t offer any product or service for sale ? Your comment comes across as very silly when you actually think about it.

To be fair, Julio is himself a useless inanimate object clogging up valuable space, so it’s not surprising he’d think that.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Ooooft. Not a good day for @Julio_Geordio

[TreatyStones]

@Brimmer_Bradley

Two incidents have me seething this afternoon.

I took a stroll around town at lunch and decided to pop into a daybreak shop for a coffee from the self service machine and the utter cunt that had been served a roll of some description from the deli section decided to have a cappuccino or something that cunts have with a roll.

The dumb bastard left his roll down in front of the fridge blocking my access to the mini fridge as I thought to myself I’d have the milk ready to pour as my coffee brewed, his cappuccino, or whatever the fuck it was took an age to fill. He then proceeded to fumble @Horsebox style to affix the lid to the cup of whatever he had filled, but the cunt never stood back from the machine to let the next customer access to it.

Ignorant bastard. I hope he burnt his big thick roaster mouth with the hot beverage.

Who the fuck gets coffee in a “Daybreak”.
A big tub of nescafe and 3 litre bottle of milk left on a counter top is all you’d get in one of those places.

[KinvarasPassion]

@TreatyStones

A big tub of nescafe and 3 litre bottle of milk left on a counter top is all you’d get in one of those places.

I had this experience in Fethard once. And it was served in polystyrene cups too. I also observed the ‘sugar bowl’ that day… which looked like a nest of mice had just vacated it.

[Brimmer_Bradley]

Be the fook. A spud muncher from whest limerick and a turnip muncher from a bog in Galway on here comparing coffee machines.
The two thick cunts hadn’t a kettle in their houses growing up.

[Loko_Cove]

Great money spinner, the Frank n Honest ones for a single dock would cost you about €35k to put in. That would be turning over in an poor enough trading SuperValu around €1500 - €2,000 a week. Paid back in a few months. Someone is buying them.

[anon61956325]

True… Just like smokes and Heineken… The peasantry will spend on their little fixes.

[Loko_Cove]

Amazing how predictable the demographics are.

[anon61956325]

They’re no more right or wrong than @glasagusban is paying 12 euro for a skinny flat white served by a bearded barista.

[iron_mike]

Probably one for the fathers issues thread but I’m fucking apoplectic with rage here. I’ve just found out that my eldest is being bullied at school by a fucking German exchange student. The wife is doing everything in her power to stop me going in there tomorrow and giving both barrels to her in her native language as she’d be afraid of what I’d say to her. But there is steam coming out my ears.
Any advice gratefully accepted

[gilgamboa]

Go in and give her both barrels in her native language.

[Bandage]

What’s the wife’s suggested approach?

How’s your daughter?

[backinatracksuit]

He’d probably be arrested
What age Mike and what does the bullying involve?

[The_Most_Infamous]

Nip it in the bud straight away Mike by making an appointment with the principal.

[flattythehurdler]

Tell your eldest to go in there, look the kraut in the eye, and tell her to go fuck herself.

[iron_mike]

The wife wants to let it go until Monday to see what happens. Apparently this only started on Tuesday. The principal in the school has a reputation for not tolerating bullies and pulls no punches. ( One strike and you’re out ) Therefore she’s afraid that she’ll be sent home straight away. Me I couldn’t give a fuck. I’d drive her to the fucking airport. Daughter is upset as is expected but doesn’t want to "cause trouble "either even though her own friends have urged her to report it

[iron_mike]

16. Daughter is a bit overweight so you can imagine

[The_Most_Infamous]

Fuck that Mike, go straight in and report it.

[iron_mike]

Think I will

[The_Most_Infamous]

Parents typically dont hear about these things for months.

Hopefully thats not the case here. Nip it in the bud, mate.