The Shame I feel as a resident of our capital city Dublin at the barbaric goings on in rural Ireland

Fingal
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See a fellow was murdered in Cork in a row over agricultural waste.

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There was a farmer manslaughtered in Kerry in a row over a crow banger

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We should explain what a crow banger is to the city folk.

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Dont.

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Sounds like a Cork thing.

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Will we have an oul guessing game instead?
A crow banger

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A device used by deviant muldoons for sexual gratification.

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Are ye ok for water up there in Dublin lads?

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This could be a great opportunity to learn from each other.

We can teach muldoons what a belt is after we learn what a crow banger is… and so on and so forth.

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Or for prising them off their sisters/cousins/aunties

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There sisters/cousins/aunties probably use it on them in the barn.

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A crow banger is what @Big_Dan_Campbell and his brother used to use to capture crows in his back garden?

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Its not big of a deal really, it is device makes a bang to scare crows off the crops. The technological replacement for the Scarecrow. Who’d of thought the muldoons would be so advanced.

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just crows?

in general terms would it not be a bird banger… wahey

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Was it a muldoon or a Dub who taught you English grammar?

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giphy

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It’s even news to me. I thought the usual method was to shoot the crows and hang the corpses off trees/poles.

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Don’t kill em. Wing em, tie a bit of a branch to their leg, fire them up over an ESB line and let them flap around like that til they die. Cheaper than a cylinder of gas.

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