The Slot Machine 🎰 - Liverpool FC 2024/25

And you’d be routed.

An 8 week ban for Uruguay’s international games would be about right. He didn’t go full Trevor Brennan on that Ulster fan in 06’.

24 month global ban.

We need to send a message here.

Great craic fair play to him. Didn’t have the élan of cantona though.

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Nyoni lad looks to be a baller. Best young player at Anfield since Gerrard according to my sources.

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He came off the bench during the final game of last season I think. Genuinely looked about 12 years old. Meant to be a proper player though. Think they got him from Leicester.

Ben Dover lad about to be sent out on loan. Still very young but not exactly hit the ground running,

Had to get him off the skag first. Then he will blossom

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Jackpot

https://twitter.com/lfc/status/1819907819384061989?s=46&t=K27wQ5SlUD1o1nD3wyFPgA

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Talk of Liverpool hijacking the Newcastle bid for Mark Guehi.

Presumably thinking of long term post Van Dijk.

They are in for some surprise if they think he can replace Van Dijk. The fella is extremely poor on the ball when playing out. Liverpool or any team for that matter have a lot of work to do on him.

Getting anyone to replace van Dijk will be both expensive and chancy.

Bring him home

https://twitter.com/FabrizioRomano/status/1821472579250422040

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https://twitter.com/lfc/status/1822606153047540182?s=46&t=K27wQ5SlUD1o1nD3wyFPgA

Jota lad

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Coach Slot has us purring

https://twitter.com/lfc/status/1822614618335793425?s=46&t=K27wQ5SlUD1o1nD3wyFPgA

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To the local A&E department

Did Zubemindi sign yet? Rumours he said no thanks after meeting with the club

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Didn’t want to leave his mother’s cooking.