The Snooker Thread (Part 1)

Quite a few of the crowd at the Crucible will be of the same opinion I imagine. The empty seats are getting more numerous by the frame. They should treat it like a game of street football where itā€™s almost too dark to see the ball - just call it next frame winner.

The lads arenā€™t even hitting the jaws with some of these mid range potting attempts. Another shit effort by that horrible little hun cunt. Thank fuck I was out of the country in 2006 and missed him winning it.

Break of 14 there when that cunt got in. They canā€™t get the ball to baulk, they canā€™t get teh balls into the pocket. And now the little hun has just put it straight into the black.

Its O Donnells Bando at the top corner of the square,it hasnt been called The Spotted Dog since the late seventies but its a name that stuck so the place is known to all locals as The Spots,go in for a pint the next time your around,its one of the best pubs in the worldā€¦

12:52am is the latest ever final finish, that was Dott in 2006 unsurprisingly. That will more than likely be beaten. 03:51 is the latest ever finish at the Crucible. A 1983 second round match between Cliff Thorburn and Terry Griffiths. I just googled it out of something to do. I donā€™t think thatā€™ll be beaten, but you never know. Thank Christ that frame is over.

These two bastards should be hanged for crimes against snooker.

The Spotted Dog is some West Brit name.

This isnā€™t going to finish anytime soon. They could still be there when some of us are getting up for work in the morningā€¦

Could be a 147 hereā€¦

Ah never mind. A quarter century break should seal the frame anyway.

The current owners father,Eddie O Donnell(RIP),a native of Donegal removed the Spotted Dog name from over the pub immediately when he bought the place in the late 70s,they called it The Castle Inn for around 20 Years before changing that to O Donnells,it will always be The Spots around here no matter what its called,ya should go in there sometime,its some spot.

Thereā€™s two fat cunts in union jack ties now. Cunts.

36 break by Robertson. Incredible scenes.

Virgo usually never shuts up but he barely spoke during that break as Taylor was chatting away. I reckon he must have dozed off.

These cunts are at the snookering shit again,that blondey lad has the head of a rent boy.

It seems even Dott has got bored and just wants to get it over with.

Please make it stop.

Woeful from Robertson and Dott punishes him with a break of 6.

Dottā€™s having another breakdown here.

And Robertson goes in off. This is fascinatingly bad. Theyā€™re not long frames because of safety play. Theyā€™re long beacause neither player can get within a foot of a pocket.

Fuck it i turned it off for two minutes to have a look at Rubyā€™s boobies on Sky Plus and i miss all the action,Robertson was 38-0 up at the time.These two cunts are cat.