The Snooker Thread (Part 1)

True, Rocko. I posted earlier that they were actually missing the jaws regularly. Thereā€™s balls then careering all around the table and itā€™s like games myself, Jugs and some other misfits used to play back in our school days in the 147 club in Wexford.

Dott is fucked anyway. Canā€™t see him getting any sort of break together.

Who breaks off next? I can see someone clipping the pink.

Steve Davis struggling desperately for something positive to say about either player.

Im back watching Home/Away on Sky plus,Annie is gettin tastier looking by the day,shes nosing ahead of Ruby as my favourite little Summer Bay thing at the moment,i never had the same longing on me for Ruby after she pissed the bed that time B)

the blondey cunt is after missing yet another tap inā€¦

I donā€™t know much about Robertson but I always got the impression that Dott wasnā€™t very popular with the other players. In fairness, heā€™s a boring, squeaky voiced, hun.

The lad beside Robboā€™s missus has a green and white hooped top on. Robboā€™s missus is better in answer to the question posed an hour or so previous btw.

Edit: thatā€™s his ma? :smiley:

Thatā€™s his ma alright Sid.

Noticed the green and white hoops earlier. Nice touch.

Can Robbo wrap it up before the record of 12:52?

Well if this thread is anything to go by Snooker has enjpoyed a wonderful resurgence this year - 10 of the 13 pages of this thread are from 2010. In reality this is the nadir. This is the end. The end of snooker.

Better player by a mile anyway. Shite fucking final though and a shite tournament really.

What a shit flag to have to put on.

Dott waffling away to the other side of his personality.

Maybe Fitzy will get the morning off work.

Thank fook thatā€™s over.

Thatā€™s Robertsons MOTHER!! :o

All Iā€™m taking from this awful final is that we can add Neilā€™s mother to the ā€˜Auld wans you would shagā€™ thread. A superb woman.

+1

I was thinking to myself earlier that Robertson is a lucky man to be ploughing it into the woman in the crowdā€¦ :smiley:

Tough matchplay snooker.

Cliff Thorburn/Terry Griffiths 3.50 a.m. late finish from the 2nd round in 1983 still remains intact.

Unfortunately not Sid, though the homecoming parade is something weā€™re all looking forward to. I think.

Has anyone checked the hallowed halls of Cambridge? Iā€™m sure thereā€™s much wailing and knashing of teeth, Mauel doesnā€™t like it when Johnny Aussie wins.

That was rancid stuff. I gave in around midnight when it was 15-13. Then a thundery shower woke me up at 1 o clock so I went back downstairs to check the score. Robertson was getting the trophy. Could not believe that they completed the last three frames in just an hour. Awful awful stuff. There was much more quality in the Davis Taylor replay of the final frame from 1985.