The Snooker Thread (Part 1)

[FONT=arial][SIZE=6]This is the story about the Thai lad, which I found quite funny. [/SIZE]

[SIZE=6]http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/snooker/22279476[/SIZE]

[SIZE=6]World Snooker Championship 2013: Poomjaeng ‘not full shilling’[/SIZE][/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Stephen Maguire said he didn’t think Dechawat Poomjaeng was “the full shilling” after losing to him in the World Championship first round.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]World number five [B]Maguire suffered a shock 10-9 defeat[/B] to Poomjaeng.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]The Thai player, ranked number 70 in the world, applauded his own shots willed Maguire’s to go awry, and spilt a bottle of water mid-frame.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]“I was afraid to look in the end. Crazy things were happening. I don’t think he’s the full shilling,” the Scot said.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]“I just had to switch off. I’ve never seen him before but there’s definitely something missing.”[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]But he added: “He seems like a really nice boy and very genuine.”[/FONT]
[FONT=arial][LEFT][SIZE=5]Poomjaeng fa[/SIZE][/LEFT][/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Poomjaeng came through four qualifying stages to make his Crucible debut against Maguire, beating Anthony Hamilton and Jamie Cope along the way.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]The 34-year-old won the World Amateur title in 2010 and turned professional the same year, winning his first match against John Higgins. This season Poomjaeng has reached the final 32 of both the German Masters and the China Open.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]The Sheffield resident, who lives with four other Thai snooker players, including former world number three James Wattana, now has a second-round date with fellow qualifier Michael White.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]World number three Judd Trump said it was in snooker’s interest to have players who are “good to watch”.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]“There are no real top-class Thai players so it’s good for him to come through and hopefully that brings a bit of interest from there now,” Trump said.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]“I think people can relate to him. He is just a genuine person playing for his life out there. I think he was just himself and that’s what the crowd like about him.”[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Maguire added: "The crowd seemed to take to him and got behind him at the end and he seemed to be enjoying it.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]“I’ll have a pint and forget about it and move on to next season.”[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Owen Phillips, BBC Sport correspondent at the Crucible, said: “It was box-office entertainment. But it was more Frank Spencer than John Spencer.”[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]Poomjaeng twice took a wrong turn when entering the Crucible arena and spent much of his time throwing his arms about, twitching and fidgeting, muttering to himself, and hitting himself and the table.[/FONT]
[FONT=arial]In only his second season as a professional, Poomjaeng said: “I tried to relax and enjoy it, rather than be serious because that wouldn’t be good for my game. It was exciting.”[/FONT]
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Deplorable comments from Maguire. The man has dragged snooker through the gutter with his match fixing, delighted Poomjaeng knocked this horrible cunt out.

Bizarre going ons with Michaela Tabb in the White and Poomjaeng match.

White potted the black and Michaela picked up the cue ball and placed on the vacant pink spot.

[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 764810, member: 24”]Bizarre going ons with Michaela Tabb in the White and Poomjaeng match.

White potted the black and Michaela picked up the cue ball and placed on the vacant pink spot.[/quote]

Menopausal issues?

Possibly.

She’d still get it though.

This Poomjaeng lad is gas. Applauding his own shots, playing up to the crowd, and him 6-1 down.

A superb standard in the Selby V Hawkins game so far, with the Jester knocking in a sublime 103 to level it 2-2 at the mid session interval. Denis Taylor said in commentary that Graeme fucking Dott was moaning about getting electric shocks of the other table, anyone watching that one?

What was a very fluent game descended into a war of attrition, fascinating stuff all the same. Hawkins fluked a green and looked set to clear up but played a terrible shot from pink to black to let Selby in and sink the final ball and take a 5-3 lead at the end of the session.

Dott has staged a big comeback and is 8-8 with Murphy at the end of their session. That game is played to a finish tonight.

Fuck.

I really hate that Dott cunt.

[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 765129, member: 24”]Fuck.

I really hate that Dott cunt.[/quote]

Murphy is a cunt too. Not as big a cunt as Dott, but a cunt all the same.

Despite being a hun I’d take Dott over smarmy Murphy any day of the week.

Despite being a hun I’d take Dott over smarmy Murphy any day of the week.

Trump 1-1 Fu currently.

Marco Fu is a strange player. He beat Doherty a few years back in the semis or quarters of this tournament and he was really excellent. Doherty played alright but Fu played really excellent stuff. Obviously beating a player like Matthew Stevens this year was a good victory.

But other times he can completely collapse and get beaten 10-1 and stuff.

Fu threw that last frame away, he really has to take those chances if he is to beat Trump.

I have to say I do enjoy listening to John Virgo’s commentary. Far better than Terry Griffiths.

[quote=“Sandymount Red, post: 765213, member: 1074”]Fu threw that last frame away, he really has to take those chances if he is to beat Trump.

I have to say I do enjoy listening to John Virgo’s commentary. Far better than Terry Griffiths.[/quote]

BBC’s snooker coverage is really top class. I find Virgo and Taylor in particular to be excellent at calling the matches. Parrott and Davis are decent ‘analysts’ if you like. Willie Thorne seems to have gone - never liked him.

Trump is great to watch.

:clap:

I just heard Thorne commentating on the White Poomjaeng match.

Oh well.

[quote=“farmerinthecity, post: 765246, member: 24”]I just heard Thorne commentating on the White Poomjaeng match.

Oh well.[/quote]
Himself and Griffiths were commentating on a game the other day. Insufferable.

Strange frame the last one in that session, Fu got a load of points on fouls. Players back out there now level at 2-2.

Haven’t followed snooker closely in a few years but I couldn’t stand Virgo and Thorne for their overly-critical commentary. Always felt they were very harsh in their assessments compared to most of the other commentators.

I met Willie Thorne once, he is a gent