The Snooker Thread (Part 1)

Are the 3 stooges making a new film in Sheffield? Who is this curly headed prick?

Hawkins has played well to a point, but he’s just seems to keep making an error as it looks like he could get back into it.

Ronnie O’Sullivan is “up and down like a whore’s drawers” but he’s up again with his fifth World title.

The Rocket :clap:

Two time World finalist Ali Carter has been diagnosed with testicular cancer. The Essex potter has already had to overcome Crohn’s disease, best of luck to him in this battle. Good to see Jimmy White, who has overcome testicular cancer himself, tweet his best wishes to The Captain.

http://www.independent.ie/sport/snooker-star-ali-carter-vows-to-fight-testicular-cancer-29386522.html

Stephen Lee found guilty of match fixing. A pretty long list as well including some at the World Championship. I’m not surprised to be honest.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/snooker/24114861

Greedy fat cunt Lee got what he deserved. Relatively paltry sums he made from it too considering his career earnings. Shame we won’t see his silky smooth cueing action again, but I have no sympathy for him. The most staggering aspect of this episode is that he has 4 children:eek:

Interesting tweet just there from The Rocket on the subject, seems it’s fairly common practice…

[B]Ronnie O’Sullivan[/B] ‏@ronnieo147[/URL][URL=‘https://twitter.com/ronnieo147/status/379988358552117249’]8m
No concrete evidence of match fixing in snooker But just like everyone one who works in an office they have a good idea who’s shagging who

Very relieved to read Barry Pinches’ tweet that his Dad has been found safe and well in Norwich. He’d been missing for the last day or two. :clap:

12 year ban for Bandage’s lookalike

Shaun Murphy has been banned? :eek:

Apologies, wrong portly snooker player. Steven Lee has received the 12 year ban

He’ll probably be dead by the time that’s up.

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[quote=“Peter G, post: 836737, member: 1758”]So you want to look like that guy hah? The biggest nonce to ever hold timber in his hand and you want to look like him? Phoooew that’s fucking baaadd real bad. :rolleyes:

These fucking emoticons are fucking terrible. Selection is piss poor and gay looking. Sort them out for fucks sake.[/quote]

I don’t want to look like him, pal. But by a strange quirk of fate, I’ve been blessed to look exactly like the handsome Shaun Murphy. A beautiful, beautiful man and a technically perfect cueist.

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I think Stephen Lee is innocent. I think he was framed.

All the cash he pocketed from the match fixing should cushion the blow for him as the media baize for his blood.

12 years is a very long break but maybe the rest will do him good?

[quote=“Bandage, post: 836914, member: 9”]12 years is a very long break but maybe the rest will do him good?[/quote]His fans will be cueing up to get tickets for his big return at the 2025 Rothman’s Grand Prix.