Fucking Moncrieff. I’d say fair play @maroonandwhite but you probably wouldn’t be big enough to accept it.
TFK Division proving extremely tight.
Shove it up yer hole ya cunt! Good grief moncrieff!!
But seriously, hard luck pal, i thought my goose was well cooked but my decision on sunday to ditch kearse for the main mon paid off handsomely. You got nothing from the rbs and matt ryan just cant look past julio ever. What a league, mousey and some other lad 2-0, four of us 1-1 and whos bottom of the pile? The lad out doing yoga on his balcony seething with the prospect of successive relegations.
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No sign of the Segunda being as transparent with weekly scores as the Turd Division have been.
It’s no coincidence the division is filled with Celtic fans, another group of individuals brainwashed by their own little Mickey Mouse league, refusing to acknowledge obvious weaknesses to any ‘outsiders’.
WTF are you on about?
Rattled.
The mouse is 2 and 0, that’s the only stat that matters around here.
I’d expect no less. I was just curious how far the rest of the plebs were behind you.
@Lazarus is the only other with a perfect start, the rest are 1-1., oh, except @Bandage , who is 0-2…the guy from the supposed top league is getting schooled. The Segunda is where it’s at and I’ll state it again, I won’t be moving to the leper league should I win the Segunda out.
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When I mastered PGA Tour Golf on the Sega Mega Drive back in the early 1990s, I’d often shoot 80 in the first round at TPC Sawgrass on purpose. Then I’d make sure to barely make the cut in the second round before launching an amazing weekend comeback to win the title.
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That’s your problem right there, you’re a pussy in a league of pussy eaters.
I decided against picking up anyone off waivers this week to make things a little more even.
TFKNFLFFL is a young man’s game. It’s for students and/or teachers and/or single folk - same as intercounty GGA. Segunda competitors may not realise I’m a former elite league champion but I just don’t have sufficient time to devote myself to it anymore due to personal and work commitments.
And that’s resulted in my being struck down with a combination of a below par squad and a serious case of “benchitis”. I used to devour analysis pieces and identify which offenses units/players were the ones to target, which emerging players were ones to pick up on the waiver wire etc. I used to have time to study match ups and was excellent at selecting my starting team. I picked my D on a week by week basis and used to be good at that.
Now I’m left with a raft of points on the bench most weeks and a crap starting team. David Johnson and Allen Robinson combined for nearly 60 bench points between them last week even.
I don’t think I’m doing myself justice but I’m not quitting out of spite. I’m still going to get promoted from an 0-2 start and I’ll love it when I beat that prick @ChocolateMice.
Love it.
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If you spent the time it took to to write that doing the research that you’re missing it could have solved the issue for you.
Less of the excuses please.
What a faggot.
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The top flight must be absolutely shit if that fucking balloon @Bandage was a big hitter in that league at one stage.
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I’m a former elite league champion. Show some respect,
He manages to hold down a relationship and as a result can’t devote time to TFKNFLFF - What a tit… I remember him dishing out some sage advice only last year when I had a player in the late night Sunday game called IA at 11pm because I was being romantic with my lady - It went a little something like ’ one should always be on call for NFLFF’ and he wrote my romantic time off as mere ‘spooning’ — Look at you know, @Bandage, you absolute mug.