The Tennis Thread

@Thomas_Brady how many more do you think will I get?

Well I’m happy she’s keeping you fed and watered pal. Novak will entertain you over the next couple of weeks too, some great benefits to being one of her majesty subjects. Enjoy.

he’s only mugging them off now :rofl:

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Exactly, stroking their vaunted arrogance and self-importance.

Is it this the beachside coffee sacrifices were made for?

The seethe will be off the charts hen he wins the title

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Ah it’s priceless. Novak has completely mugged off the Poms. He’s just taunting the Convict ‘government’ now. They want to deport him but he’s pretty confident now they won’t.

Aussies think they have him in a tie breaker. Meanwhile Novak serving to win straight sets, barely breaking a health system-troubling sweat while at it

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I doubt he had covid at all.

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I can’t wait to see the Djokovic Border Security Special when it’s aired in 15 years time.

Absolutely not.

Ingenious ploy though.

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That is some draw for Nadal in the Australian Open.

Nadal has no hope here unless a few big names fall. Effectively would need to beat Zverev, Djokovic and Medvedev in his last three games - probably the three best hard court players in the world at present.

Medvedev has a great draw.

Independent.ie on Twitter: “RTE presenter Claire Byrne slams Novak Djokovic for taking part in interviews while having Covid-19. She says he should have been responsible & locked himself in his garden shed which is what her husband did to her. https://t.co/mbkjlTOiIw” / Twitter

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Djokovic, Zverev and Medvedev will be tough for him to beat but even before he gets to them he could play Khachanov and Hurkacz in the round before him and they wont be pushovers.

They are giraffes but I don’t think you’d be scared of someone like Hurkacz really in the last 16 if you have ambitions of a slam. He might not even make it that far.

Some giraffe-off in the first round - Big Kev Anderson vs Big Reilly Opelka 6ft8 vs 6ft11

it reads like a waterford whispers headline

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I assumed it was a pisstake

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Racist Aussies.

Looks like a decision on Friday on whether Novak is to be deported.