If you boil a funny bone, it becomes a laughing stock.
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Just saying like….
That’s humerus
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Two cannibals are ating a clown. One says to the other “does this taste funny to you?”
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A cannibal and his son are having a torrid day foraging until they spot a luscious lady sunbathing in a leafy glade.
Quick Daddy says the chissler we’ll ate her now.
We will in our shite says Pops, we’ll bring her home and ate yer’ mother…
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There’s a great podcast …the bit about the South Sea islanders going on a hunting expedition…in order to keep their food supply fresh they’d just break his legs and throw him in the prow of the boat, as you would like
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A classic
When my wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo I had to put my foot down.
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I was set up in by a gang of clowns once. I escaped by going for the juggler.
A redneck turns up at the maternity hospital where his wife is in labour.
After a while the midwife sits him down and congratulates him on the birth of quintuplets - 5 strong healthy boys.
It’s no wonder says the redneck, I’ve a cock like a chimney.
You could do with getting it cleaned says the nurse - they’re all black.
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i fucking hate russian dolls, theyre full of themselves
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Robert Palmer’s best known song is actually a diss track, telling his nemesis Ted Tuluv that he’s a dick.
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