A woman approached me in the street last night. She winked at me and said, “I haven’t had a cock for two weeks now!”
So i took her back to my place.
We then started kissing and fumbling around.
That’s when i noticed the scars from her operation! 
Took me longer than I care to admit
Happy to give that the tent (tenth)
What was the snowman doing with a bag of carrots?
Picking his nose
Surprise surprise it was you who posted this vile effort
Relax Harry. She’s 18 now.
Cannibal goes away for a week’s holiday and returns minus an arm and a leg.
What the fuck happened you says his neighbour.
‘Twas self-catering was the reply……
A short-sighted Scotsman goes into a bakery in Scotland. He says, “Is that a doughnut or a meringue?”
The guy behind the counter says, “Naw yer right, it’s a doughnut”.
Could be named after the mother?
A pal of mine has ended up injured and in hospital after playing a game of peekaboo, that got out of hand, with his 12 month old son.
He’s in the ICU.
I chuckled I won’t lie
