The Terrible Joke Thread

Conor Cleary has an All Ireland medal.

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An oul fella was wandering down maggot street one day when he encountered a fine looking sex worker lady.
"How much for an oul rattle? " He asks.
"“A hundred and fifty quid for half an hour” She replied
“Jaysus” he said, “that’s dear. Lookit, I’ve two all Ireland medals here on me, would you take them instead?”
Feeling sorry for him, she said she would.
The next night she was back out at work when a lad pulls up in a BMW.
“How much love?”
“300” she said
“300 euro! You must be good”
“Well I’ve two all Ireland medals”

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Did you juat make that up?

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Read the title.

I did, it does day anything about making up jokes

Where’s Maggot St?
Asking for a friend….

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Oh I think you know

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Stevie Wonder has defended P Diddy and his parties.

“I never saw anything illegal happen” said Stevie

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What’s blue and not very heavy?

Light blue.

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Issues with eyesight so went to the doc and after a few checks diagnosed me as being colour blind, the news was a bolt from the green.

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What’s the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?

The wheelchair.

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Ah Jesus.

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I know, it’s terrible

Was it when he went up for the cross?

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Lads have little to be at

Greggs Army vs Russia !

What drugs are these MPs addled on?

Only the start? Sure they’ve only managed to take a small part of Ukraine. Do people think he will roll over Europe when he’s already used up his army over the last three years?