The Terrible Joke Thread

[Fagan_ODowd]

@neilld

Just showed it there on the BT…Upamacano is basically Conor Cleary

Conor Cleary has an All Ireland medal.

[flattythehurdler]

An oul fella was wandering down maggot street one day when he encountered a fine looking sex worker lady.
"How much for an oul rattle? " He asks.
"“A hundred and fifty quid for half an hour” She replied
“Jaysus” he said, “that’s dear. Lookit, I’ve two all Ireland medals here on me, would you take them instead?”
Feeling sorry for him, she said she would.
The next night she was back out at work when a lad pulls up in a BMW.
“How much love?”
“300” she said
“300 euro! You must be good”
“Well I’ve two all Ireland medals”

[glenshane]

@flattythehurdler

An oul fella was wandering down maggot street one day when he encountered a fine looking sex worker lady.
"How much for an oul rattle? " He asks.
"“A hundred and fifty quid for half an hour” She replied
“Jaysus” he said, “that’s dear. Lookit, I’ve two all Ireland medals here on me, would you take them instead?”
Feeling sorry for him, she said she would.
The next night she was back out at work when a lad pulls up in a BMW.
“How much love?”
“300” she said
“300 euro! You must be good”
“Well I’ve two all Ireland medals”

Did you juat make that up?

[flattythehurdler]

Read the title.

[glenshane]

I did, it does day anything about making up jokes

[habanerocat]

Where’s Maggot St?
Asking for a friend….

[flattythehurdler]

Oh I think you know

[Batigol]

Stevie Wonder has defended P Diddy and his parties.

“I never saw anything illegal happen” said Stevie

[iron_mike]