Conor Cleary has an All Ireland medal.
An oul fella was wandering down maggot street one day when he encountered a fine looking sex worker lady.
"How much for an oul rattle? " He asks.
"âA hundred and fifty quid for half an hourâ She replied
âJaysusâ he said, âthatâs dear. Lookit, Iâve two all Ireland medals here on me, would you take them instead?â
Feeling sorry for him, she said she would.
The next night she was back out at work when a lad pulls up in a BMW.
âHow much love?â
â300â she said
â300 euro! You must be goodâ
âWell Iâve two all Ireland medalsâ
Did you juat make that up?
Read the title.
I did, it does day anything about making up jokes
Whereâs Maggot St?
Asking for a friendâŚ.
Oh I think you know
Stevie Wonder has defended P Diddy and his parties.
âI never saw anything illegal happenâ said Stevie
Whatâs blue and not very heavy?
Light blue.
Issues with eyesight so went to the doc and after a few checks diagnosed me as being colour blind, the news was a bolt from the green.
Whatâs the hardest part of the vegetable to eat?
The wheelchair.
Ah Jesus.
I know, itâs terrible
Lads have little to be at
Greggs Army vs Russia !
What drugs are these MPs addled on?
Only the start? Sure theyâve only managed to take a small part of Ukraine. Do people think he will roll over Europe when heâs already used up his army over the last three years?