The Terrible Joke Thread

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Didn’t know where else to put it but here is as good a place as any

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I’m not sure about the Armagh reference but I laughed at that!

I see that Sweden just elected the CEO of IKEA as their next Prime Minister. He said he’ll put his cabinet together this weekend.

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That’s a cracker. You know, like Ryvita.

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How much does a chimney cost?

Nothin, it’s on the house.

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Stay off the grappa.

How did that not get more likes?

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Bayern recovery pace at the back getting them out even if they’re not great technical defenders. Davies, Kim, Upa are all flyers. Martinez and DeLigt have no pace, that’s the difference.

I don’t get it?

I don’t get it?

Ooofffttt

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Villa have them under huge pressure and Bayern are leaving the centre backs 1v1 at times but they are coping just about because they are quick strong boys.

Martinez and DeLigt are little fat fuckers.

Lol

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Just showed it there on the BT…Upamacano is basically Conor Cleary

Now that is a good one :sweat_smile:

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