The terrible quips and puns thread

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Please post them here

@Fagan ODowd

That’s remote locking you have described there Locke and it would be a pretty good idea if you were locked Central locking would be if you Locked the front door all the doors in the house would also Locke.

I think you are pushing an open door with this one lock as long as you get the key terminology right.

[Mac]

Sid will walk this

[Mac]

@TwoRunnyEggs

Stewart Downing will claim an assist if Kenny has been sacked. Should boost his transfer fee by a tenner.

[Fagan_ODowd]

You’re making a bit of a knob of me here Puke.

[Mac]

@Anto

I think he is a good choice and far from underwhelming, I’d much prefer him than Uncle Eddie… He has done great things with Canterbury and his style of Rugby is good to watch. Foley forwards coach and Penney will pick the rest. Hopefully he gets Wayne Smith and Umaga on board.

@Fagan ODowd

Guys like this are ten a penny. I suppose it all came down to pounds, shillings and pence in the end.

[The_Runt]

MBB

[myboyblue]

@The Runt

MBB

:rolleyes:

From the lad who posted this

@The Runt

I’d say you’d like to attack his landing

[myboyblue]

@sid waddell

Sad that the end of Summer has come as early as May 17th.

[Rocko]

I have an awful feeling my smashing pun tonight went unnoticed by the masses.

[The_Runt]

@Rocko

I have an awful feeling my smashing pun tonight went unnoticed by the masses.

Exactly one year later

[Sidney]

@Rocko

I have an awful feeling my smashing pun tonight went unnoticed by the masses.

Nothing like feeling the icy chill blown in by an ignored pun.

[Rudi]

@The Runt

Exactly one year later

On the ball again, your attention to detail is outstanding. Well done The Runt.

[Rocko]

@Sidney

Nothing like feeling the icy chill blown in by an ignored pun.

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

Fooley’s quip to @Fagan ODowd in Cyslist thread

@artfoley

Maybe because theyve seen the way you drive and view you as a leader among bad road using peers

[Fagan_ODowd]

@chewy louie

Fooley’s quip to @Fagan ODowd in Cyslist thread

That was directed at @farmerinthecity

[Big_Dan_Campbell]

@Fagan ODowd

That was directed at @farmerinthecity

Apologies, the quip was so terrible i had to avert my eyes as soon as I could.

[Fagan_ODowd]

An ancient gag, but it still makes me laugh. I think I first read it in Our Boys magazine.

A Frenchwoman telephones the coal yard to order coal. That will be no problem says the coal man. Would you like it A la Carte or Coal de Sac?

[artfoley]

@chewy louie

Apologies, the quip was so terrible i had to avert my eyes as soon as I could.

Stick to being bitchslapped over the telly gimp

[Mac]

@artfoley

Stick to being bitchslapped over the telly gimp

Perfect contribution to a thread on shite quips