The TFK Chip Shop

This is the thread to pick fights, settle scores and lash out after a few too many pints when you should really just go to bed.

Some posters seem to be mistakenly assuming I was drinking alcohol last night.

I’ll fucking smash them.

[QUOTE=“Bandage, post: 1108003, member: 9”]Some posters seem to be mistakenly assuming I was drinking alcohol last night.

I’ll fucking smash them.[/QUOTE]
You were God please say you were. At least then i may understand

Can I have a portion of curry sauce with that?

Is there a women’s jacks in this establishment we can hang around outside?

Cunts

Splitters

What the fuck are you looking at?

I’m looking at you, you inbred roaster cunt. You have a problem with that?

Btw, who’s going to run the chip shop with the departure of Il Bomber Destro? Can’t have a proper chip shop without a Hiberno-Italian running it.

A battter buuuuuurger and chips please. And yes I am looking at your slapper gurlfriend.

KABOOM POW ZAP