@HIV* probably has AIDS** so he can do it.
@HBV
**aides
Betting on a hunch
Where to have a brunch
Gees that you would munch.
Eating porridge oats
Fashionable coats
Half the board are scrotes
Pro Gay Marriage
Lads with bad carriage
Voting Nigel Farage.
Painting up a fascia
Saying Up the Deise
How I rode a Geisha
Going nice places
Shopping centre races
Lacking social graces.
FFS, deise air gone to your head Fagan. Haikus
@Fagan ODowd 
Was a wagon fallen off?
No Haemo-thingy update this morning either so I’d say the Sobriety clock can be reset
Can these verses be put on the TFK homepage please. Maybe one of the Clare lads could set them to music (trad style).
Child abduction tips (ports and airports where security and passport control can be bypassed)
Original pirate material, you’re listening to the streets.
Changing your life in ways you never thought were possible
[QUOTE=“Fagan ODowd, post: 1139350, member: 706”]Going nice places
Shopping centre races
Lacking social graces.[/QUOTE]
Things that are wrong,
Farmers snobby songs,
CarryHarry discusses bongs
Sobriety clock day 133. No reset. Sobriety has made me a welter of creativity. @Tassotti is right.
No venesection today. I am reverting to fortnightly because my condition is stabilising.
[QUOTE=“Fagan ODowd, post: 1139611, member: 706”]This is the tune that was in my head when I was typing.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qcjh1a9Yoao
[/QUOTE]
I was already reading your verses to that tune
[QUOTE=“Julio Geordio, post: 1139613, member: 332”]Things that are wrong,
Farmers snobby songs,
CarryHarry discusses bongs[/QUOTE]
You’re three syllables over FFS! :mad:
Tales of venesections
Improper erections
The Carlow by-election