The TFK Constitution

Change improper to rogue

Not iambic pentameter.

For what?

Shart Foley

You’ve completely missed what Fagan was doing then. Fine!

Raped by a sasquatch,
Drinking too much scotch,
Looking like Carl Froch.

Big fan of oasis,
Argues without basis,
Penis is in stasis.

Clare hurling diehard,
Brandish a black card,
Spelling often marred.

Batters primitives,
Alias outlives,
Sorts you for olives.

:rolleyes:

Earns a business wage,
Munster rugby rage,
Man tits when teenage.

[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1139637, member: 1533”]Earns a business wage,
Munster rugby rage,
Man tits when teenage.[/QUOTE]

Speaking of missing the point.

There was a young man named Flano,
Who boxed a rabbit with a whamo!

Following @Fagan ODowd, I’m fitting it to Reasons to be Cheerful. (With some poster inspired verses that probably veer from the thread title)

[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1139631, member: 1533”]Batters primitives,
Alias outlives,
Sorts you for olives.[/QUOTE]
stop for fucksake

Glas agus ban,
Liberal media pawn,
Posts make you yawn

Dearly beloved, we are gathered today to join this man and this man…

Queers and queens rebukes,
Dogging with the kooks,
Dirty face of plukes.

[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1139650, member: 1533”]Queers and queens rebukes,
Dogging with the kooks,
Dirty face of plukes.[/QUOTE]
just leave it to odowd you fucking drone