The TFK " Panic " Thread

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Sitting on the throne making a sizable deposit as per usual of a Sunday morning ( quick 20min break from family ).

Mid deposit I notice that it’s a pretty big mound developing beneath my balls.
So, to help reduce brush use & potential blockage I flushed as is the proper course of action mid deposit.

This is where the panic element arises, the flush is strong but the mound is dense & large.
An accumulation of water is rising beneath my legs, I’m confident it will as always suddenly retreat.
It isn’t retreating, I’m not in a position for a quick getaway. Now the cold draft of the water rise is blowing up towards my balls.
My panic levels are at 11, the tip of the Prince is now wet.
But now a gurrgle sound, Jesus Christ had spared me.
The flood subsides and all that is left is me, ash facened & shaking. Thankfully the panic is released with the deposit.

Be careful lads, we’ve all got enough going on.

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Very good. Where did you copy and paste it from?

My toilet is my Special place. How could anyone copy & paste my tale of woe.

We know you didn’t write that. There were more than 5 words and no emojis mate.

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There’s an awful lot you think you know about me, mate.

Stay on topic in here.

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We are in for a long couple of weeks.

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Be socially responsible and dont wipe your hole

Dry my hole being more apt.

I’d recommend a dark coloured towel

That’s some load of scutter

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Dungeon this shit

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:rollseyes: