Can’t find a thread for panic related matters but please log instances here.
Sitting on the throne making a sizable deposit as per usual of a Sunday morning ( quick 20min break from family ).
Mid deposit I notice that it’s a pretty big mound developing beneath my balls.
So, to help reduce brush use & potential blockage I flushed as is the proper course of action mid deposit.
This is where the panic element arises, the flush is strong but the mound is dense & large.
An accumulation of water is rising beneath my legs, I’m confident it will as always suddenly retreat.
It isn’t retreating, I’m not in a position for a quick getaway. Now the cold draft of the water rise is blowing up towards my balls.
My panic levels are at 11, the tip of the Prince is now wet.
But now a gurrgle sound, Jesus Christ had spared me.
The flood subsides and all that is left is me, ash facened & shaking. Thankfully the panic is released with the deposit.
Be careful lads, we’ve all got enough going on.