that’s a very dark and disturbing response to someone buying a home appliance mate
He’ll be safe in the shower anyway.
This new omelette contraption has already saved @Horsebox enough time to:
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Explain said contraption repeatedly to the board and his motives for buying it
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Post links to said contraption
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Ignore various requests for a picture of said contraption.
At this stage I think it’s safe to say it’s paying for itself.
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Some cream cheese and smoked salmon on those bad boys will change your life in ways you never thought possible.
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It’s made him relevant to the board in a way that he never was before.
They’re fucking gorgeballs.
how many eggs would you throw in it mate?
3 eggs in an omelette, mate. No more, no less.
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I’ve WhatsApped the wife to go and get one of these.
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They are fucking unrale. The white wans are too
Lidl or Aldi mate?
Got a lovely set of copper pots and pans in Aldi
These have fast become my guilty pleasure of 2019. Sherbetty goodness with a cola flavour. What’s not to like.
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The observed body weight gain, shifts in the gut bacterial community composition, enrichment of functional bacterial genes related to energy metabolism, and fecal metabolomic changes with differential effects
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Lidl have a nice Sri Lankan chicken soup in their ready made fridge section for any fellow lazy cunts out there
Is it spicy?
Decent little kick off it.
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It probably won’t matter to an elite athlete like you, kid but the salt content of those soups is off the charts. You may as well be eating 10 bags of chipper chips drenched in salt and vinegar.