The Thread Wherein I Occasionally Remind People of the Rules of TFK

Thraw, how do you make love to a fat woman?

The bigger the cushion, the sweeter the pushin’, you know what I mean?

The looser the waistband, the deeper the quicksand, or so I have read.

No, pal. You wank into your hand and throw it at her.

Bing, bash, boom!

Are you a weapon of mass destruction?

I’m a massassin

Strike 1. You get 2 more Keith.

You are going to have to reel in that banter man, it’s off the chain!!

I suppose youd peck her with that massive beak

Friday evening giddiness. I apologise profusely, will tread carefully and post accordingly.

Off the chizzniggle

You’re on lock

[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1079674, member: 168”]No, pal. You wank into your hand and throw it at her.

Bing, bash, boom![/QUOTE]
or cum on her face

how many lads here have rode a black one?
@Tassotti , i know you hate seeing black fellas with white birds, would you ever consider a realtionship with one of these or is it a real, take that you bitch type of ride

a disgusting sequence of posts by @Mac
ban this heinous fiend FFS

[QUOTE=“mickee321, post: 1079688, member: 367”]how many lads here have rode a black one?
@Tassotti , i know you hate seeing black fellas with white birds, would you ever consider a realtionship with one of these or is it a real, take that you bitch type of ride[/QUOTE]
Tossy came out to the board a few days ago.

deffo from behind

:rolleyes:

Rules of TFK Player makes. Good hard shoulder to shoulder. Admin fuck off leave the men play

Will you propose Eddie keher as a mod?