I’m not arsed reading through the US thread so logging all his bizarre ramblings here
To get things started
Trump has no commerce secretary yet so he’ll do the trade negotiations for the US with Theresa May…
Bedtime at White House
‘Goodnight Donald’
‘Goodnight Kellyanne’
Kellyanne has been sectioned off in the second floor of The West Wing, a reflection of her lessening role in the Trump Administration. The Donald doesn’t like stairs.
Replace Kellyanne with Steve.
He’d take leo and half of Dáil Éireann in a fight.