The Useless Advice Thread

Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr September 17, 2018, 7:29pm 1

I’ve been suffering from pain in my upper legs for a little while now and it’s particularly irksome today.

My wife has advised me to go to the doctor.

My wife IS a fucking doctor…

Matty_Hislop September 17, 2018, 7:31pm 2

This reminds me of the old joke - My wife didn’t know I drank till I came home sober one night.

Alan-partridge September 17, 2018, 7:33pm 3

smart woman

iron_mike September 17, 2018, 7:33pm 4

Try sticking your thumb up your hole

TreatyStones September 17, 2018, 7:34pm 5

Obviously not that smart

backinatracksuit September 17, 2018, 7:35pm 6

And soon to be widowed

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Alan-partridge September 17, 2018, 7:36pm 7

She is if he has life insurance

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anon78624367 September 17, 2018, 7:39pm 8

Is she an upper leg doctor?

backinatracksuit September 17, 2018, 7:40pm 9

Medieval Irish history

Alan-partridge September 17, 2018, 7:42pm 10

Maybe she would’ve felt awkward if you needed to drop your pants

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anon78624367 September 17, 2018, 7:44pm 11

Amputations all round

myboyblue September 17, 2018, 8:08pm 12

Is this a spin on that ‘my son the doctor’ joke?

anon61878697 September 18, 2018, 7:18am 13

What’s an upper leg?

Mac September 18, 2018, 7:37am 14

@Little_Lord_Fauntleroy - you can use this thread instead of your numerous Calling @Mac threads going forward

Julio_Geordio September 18, 2018, 7:50am 15

You are a lucky man to have a sex doctor for a wife, no wonder the upper legs are sore

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