The Working Week

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Great reminder there, cheers for that

All the same for people like myself. Was in work today. You Mon-Fri 9-5ers dont have a right to complain. Im not bitter. :smiley:

1.5 / 37.5 * 100 = 4% completed.

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Get over it Bandage. :smiley:

2 / 37.5 * 100 = 5.333% completed.

Go play with your toys Shan.

He’ll go and play with yer ma.

[quote=“Bandage”]2 / 37.5 * 100 = 5.333% completed.

Go play with your toys Shan.[/quote]

Mine is higher at the moment. Suck on that bitch. :smiley:

I’m doing overtime on saturdays so my week is a lot less complete :frowning:

7.5 / 37.5 * 100 = 20% complete.

I always feel better when Monday’s out of the way.

[quote=“Bandage”]7.5 / 37.5 * 100 = 20% complete.

I always feel better when Monday’s out of the way.[/quote]

Agreed

[quote=“Bandage”]7.5 / 37.5 * 100 = 20% complete.

I always feel better when Monday’s out of the way.[/quote]

a 37.5 hour week sounds tasty enough

[quote=“Bandage”]7.5 / 37.5 * 100 = 20% complete.

I always feel better when Monday’s out of the way.[/quote]

You want a hug Bandage for working you poor thing. :smiley:

HBV, I stay in until 6pm on the odd occasion.

Shan, work’s a chore - I need to discover and patent something and wait for the royalties to come flooding in.

The father of a fella that used to work with us patented these yellow wet floor signs
https://images.aiesupply.com/images/db/RUB_6112-77.jpg
and the fella is absolutely minted.

[quote=“Pikeman”]The father of a fella that used to work with us patented these yellow wet floor signs
https://images.aiesupply.com/images/db/RUB_6112-77.jpg
and the fella is absolutely minted.[/quote]

Does he get money for this?

http://www.bigfreebet.com/BetAdvice/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/terry2.jpg

Saw them being sold outside Old Trafford last weekend at the Chelsea game. :smiley:

An australian guy I used to live with up until recently enough was good mates with the grandson of the guy who invented Velcro.

This shit, so fucking simple

http://www.jakprints.com/images/wide-format-velcro-zoom.jpg

The chap was living in a penthouse apartment in Manahattan and used to fly my Australian housemate over fairly regularly.

[quote=“Captainshan”]Does he get money for this?

http://www.bigfreebet.com/BetAdvice/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/terry2.jpg

Saw them being sold outside Old Trafford last weekend at the Chelsea game. ;)[/quote]

I reckon he gets mula for that too Shan.

The parents of the fella that worked here bought him an apartment for his birthday one year-he never uses it. Lives at home still with the parents (he’s 31 now) and uses the apartment for parties now and then.
His aunt gave him her 3 year old BMW a few years ago. He still hasn’t driven it.
Silver spoon is not the word. And a southside knobhead too.

I was in the kitchen in work one day and he comes in and pops something into the microwave. He asked me how do you work this thing. I laughed thinking he was messing, but he wasn’t.

Ah, you have to turn the dial there and put it to the right time.
How do I know the time?
Should be written on the pack.
Oh right yeah, I see it here.
I had my back turned and he goes-
It’s not working!
I turned around-Eh, you have to press start!
Where’s that?
I slowly put my index finger out and ever so slowly and dramatically walked towards the microwave and pressed the start button.
Oh right, cheers-you think they’d make these things more user friendly considering people use them everyday.
Aye, you would alright

I was in work til 6.15pm today and had to walk home much more briskly than usual to make it back in time for Home and Away.

Fook sake.

In more positive news, 22.5 / 37.5 * 100 = 60%.

my 44.5 hours are almost up, eat my dust!

wahey slurpy slurp Flano you fat cunt!