The Wuhan Clan - Tony Holohan's Having a House Party

[gilgamboa]

@anon7035031

This thing has been and is sweeping the globe and the best we can hope for is to slow down it’s exponential growth, or flatten the curve. Shut schools and businesses, work from home, stop going to pubs and restaurants, cancel all gatherings, and stay at home if you are sick.

Exactly. Someone tell Boris

[Declan_Moffat]

He hasn’t a clue. Told people yesterday to not ring 111 but use the internet to look up symptoms. The two gimps beside them didn’t know where to look and were very unconvincing. He’ll make another announcement soon as the public reaction hasn’t been great over here. Poor Boris just wants to be liked

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@anon7035031

If you need a good laugh go back to the start of this thread and read the first few pages of lads making a holy show of themselves. Only myself and some lad called Anonymous were on the ball from the beginning.

you catastophize everything

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

@gilgamboa

…?Lobbied harder for it to be cancelled? ProbablyCancel all travel to the UK? UnlikelyRefuse return entry to those who went? ImpossibleFor all their tally ho for the last few years around protecting their border etc etc the brits have done the exact opposite here with an abysmal response to this crisis

issued a travel advise to the traitors that were planning on going

[anon7035031]

If Amy from Ohio is right and you extrapolate her 1% worldwide, that’s 70 million infected.
How’s that for catastrophe.

[Little_Lord_Fauntleroy]

time for a travel ban from Britian?

[Thomas_Brady]

We shall over come…

[TheUlteriorMotive]

@anon7035031

…rn or northern Europe. Even if you leave out Italy, Spain and France have about 4,500 cases combined and 100 dead, or 2.2% mortality. Germany, Benelux and the Nordics have roughly the same number of cases but only 12 dead. Their mortality rate so far at least is not that different to the seasonal flu.

So far they are all on the same exponential growth curve of cases. It may get bad for The Netherlands next week.

[Heyyoubehindthebushes]

@gilgamboa

Mother of god.

Literally the exact opposite response to the rest of the world

Pure madness, he must be confident that the NHS can function with the extra funds it’s getting because of leaving europe. If they let the virus spread it will kill off the Tory vote. Grave situation for the elderly.

[Heyyoubehindthebushes]

HSE said the same on the six one news night

[TheUlteriorMotive]

First Chinese case was on 17 November. This has been circulating the globe for months.

[Raylan]

If it got here from the relatively small numbers that go skiing, it’s surely already in the UK, and esp London. Add 5 million using the Tube every day, it’s been incubating away and they’re going to explode in the next few days

[anon7035031]

There’s or there were several flights a day from Wuhan to Heathrow. I suspect it got to London before the skiing season kicked in.

[croppy_boy]

Beware of boredom setting in men.

If teachers get pregnant now they’ll be due back from maternity leave as the summer holidays start in 2021.

Just saying.

[anon60384913]

[grapes]

clown.

[backinatracksuit]

He’ll need a plumber on standby

[Copper_pipe]

Callum Hudson-Odoi (Calteck10)

[PhattPike]

Going for a high fibre diet for the next few weeks is key here.

[Thomas_Brady]

I’ve accepted that there’s thousands of cases all over Ireland now… I was going by the daily figures all along fooling my self but travel hasnt stopped, testing has been minimum and there have been community cases.