Hope you bought enough food for the family , when this hits defcon 1. I dont want you to be saying to yourself why did I listen to those idiota on the late late show .panic buy and stock up .
Keep your 5k in the bank, you may need it before this thing is over. Cash is king right now.
UPRO is 3X the S&P500, so you are already leveraged donât need margin. It is a reasonably safe bet though, unless the market drops 34% in a day which could drive it to zero. Thatâs unlikely as there are multiple circuit breakers and the market will shut down for the day long before then.
To invest in it you need a brokerage account that allows trading in leveraged or inverse ETFs. You have to sign a waiver here, donât know about Ireland.
3590 new cases in Italy.
Looks like the corona virus is now the new Eurovision.
Wonderful news .
Supermarkets loving this. Theyâll Be flooded tomorrow with lads stocking up on beer
Dont think this virus reacts well to alcohol.
That could contain a lot of the answers regarding why the death rates are higher in one country than another.
And smoking, obviously
Any fella that hasnât done this already isnât worth a fuck
The Pope is doing little to save Italy.
Theyâre clearly not mate with their new deaths announced today.
It could be months before I have another drink, I swore off drinking at home a long time ago, no intentions of going back
Heâs Argentine. Heâll save Argentina and Naples and the rest of Italy can fuck off.
I like one or two in the evening. Helps me sleep.
Ah yeah but itâs official now so they can hold on to their secret stash and be confident coming in the front door with a few slabs knowing they wonât get grief