Iāve been advising against travel to China for a few years now but, as usual, I was ignored
Ring your family and tell them you love them
Eat garlic and wear some silver
Ordering delivery for dins. Iāve made the executive decision to ban Asian cuisine.
Trouble is, thereās probably a hape of daoine buĆ now in Guzman y Gomez putting our burritos together.
My Asian correspondent has told me that figures are twice what the Chinese are releasing
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom?
Which one am I?
Ok, donāt know much about ground work services, but what are all the hymacs doing?
Digging a fucking mass grave!
Buildings a hospital in 2 weeks me hole!
2 confirmed cases in the UK
We need to know RoI (rate of infection) and RoF (rate of fatality) and then run the numbers.
Currently the rate of ROF is running at approximately 4%
There was a fella on the radio from the infectious diseases department in RCSI and he basically said we have two months and then we are fucked. He didnāt say we have two months to solve the problem, rather we had two months to prepare for the problem.
Some expert called McGonkey was on the radio yesterday he said that 20% of the population will catch the virus and 2% of those who are infected will die.
20,000 dead paddies.
The Chinese are down playing it ā itās almost out of control in Wuhan.
Same chap on this morning. Fear sells