Therock67

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Commiserations to Rocko who’s getting married on Saturday.

Like with Appendage recently, I’m not at liberty to divulge any more information as Rocko has sold the rights to VIP magazine and Ireland AM.

Indeed the forum administrator is being decked out for the big day by the programme’s Alan Hughes and Aidan Cooney.

Anyway, good luck to the Fingal Provo ahead of his big day. Best wishes to larryduff also, who’s said to be nervously apprehensive what with the responsibility of his Page Boy duties.

Please leave messages of support / abuse on this thread.

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Besta luck Rock. Will she (could be he?) give you the time to administrate the site after you’re married I wonder?

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I haven’t decided yet.

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Yeah all the best Rock…the croppy gave us the opening line of his best man’s speech there at the weekend. It’s a cracker i have to say !!!

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another good man lost to the cause…he might get sense yet…a stable relationship is only for horses rocko…

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Whats the first dance Rocko

“We Dont need nobody else”

or is that you and bandages song?

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no their song is “we dont have to take our clothes off to have a good time”

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Thanks for the messages of support lads. Too much to expect a real present from the forum but if ye want to pledge any vcash to the happy couple then let me know here and I’ll make the necessary adjustments.

Pike - this may sound lame but would ya believe I’m bringing a computer programming book with me on the honeymoon? Best chance I’ll ever get to upskill.

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[quote=“therock67”]
Pike - this may sound lame but would ya believe I’m bringing a computer programming book with me on the honeymoon? Best chance I’ll ever get to upskill.[/quote]

I was going to say good luck rocko, but after reading this its good luck Mrs Rocko

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best of luck rocko - enjoy the day

im sure the watchful eyes of your parents will keep the croppys speech relatively clean

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Best of luck Rocko. Where ye going on honeymoon?

It’s gonna be pretty lonely for Bandage now that all his mates are getting hitched.

Is this why you set up the dating thread?

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Oh good god!
So are we gonna start a Swayze type countdown timer for the date of Rockos divorce? :cool:

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[quote=“Fran”]Best of luck Rocko. Where ye going on honeymoon?

It’s gonna be pretty lonely for Bandage now that all his mates are getting hitched.

Is this why you set up the dating thread?[/quote]

Nicaragua and Costa Rica - still have to book it properly but that’s the plan.

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All the best Rocko,as a twice divorced relationship expert a couple of tips.

Don’t rattle the wifes best mate.

Don’t ride random burds at work just because you can.

Or if you do don’t get caught.

That is all.

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Fair play to u Rock, give it stick now and Mrs Rock some stick later that night too…weh hey, all the best

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Best of luck Rocko. Best day of your life! Remember, no need to get nervous, everyone is there coz you invited them and they are there to celebrate you and Mrs.Rock.

Wedding on a Saturday, Mr. La di da. Honeymoon planned but nothing concrete. Rocko is minted; discuss…

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[quote=“Locke”]Best of luck Rocko. Best day of your life! Remember, no need to get nervous, everyone is there coz you invited them and they are there to celebrate you and Mrs.Rock.

Wedding on a Saturday, Mr. La di da. Honeymoon planned but nothing concrete. Rocko is minted; discuss…[/quote]

Obviously new to this whole wedding lark - didn’t realise a wedding on a Saturday was La di da.

It’s all those TFK ads that have me wealthy. Minted and homeless is a rare combination!

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I had mine on a Thursday and over the christmas period to save a few schekels. Wedding on a saturday and in the middle of summer = La di da = minted. Next thing you’ll be saying is you have over 100 guests and booked a band & a DJ…

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Best of luck. Forget about regular visits to parkhead or sneaky tuesday night pints from now on! Jesus i must be posh, had 210 to our weding last year, whether it is 20 or 200 u will have the same fixed costs regardless…

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Explain please?