Things I am great at

Parallel parking.

There is already a thread for this

@Horsebox Your making some monumental fuck ups today, are you rattled?

Ah I’ve been rattled for a few weeks now, bud. I’m all over the shop. However, I will defend myself here and compound my original error by stating that I am great at parallel parking, not just good.

Making cups of tea. Leave the teabag for 2 minutes in the cup-then just a dash of milk. If I ever get the promotion I deserve, I will make an unreal teaboy.

Directing people to the threads they should be in…

http://www.thefreekick.com/board/index.php?threads/things-you-are-good-at.3294/page-3

[QUOTE=“count of monte cristo, post: 935868, member: 348”]Directing people to the threads they should be in…

http://www.thefreekick.com/board/index.php?threads/things-you-are-good-at.3294/page-3[/QUOTE]
That utter bastard @chewy louie has already highlighted the error of my ways, sport. Keep up.

@chewy louie is a good egg.

His beloved Munster are playing this weekend and he is like a little school girl getting ready for a one direction concert.

No mention of taking the teabag out? Fuck sake. Stick to licking stamps, at least your window licking experience from school is being utilised.

Sorry, bud I didn’t think I had to be overly explicit-yes take the teabag out. Then stir the milk in with a teaspoon-give me a shout if that doesn’t work out.

Oh and use boiled water as well-not cold.

So to clarify;
I get a cup and put in a tea bag, leave it there for two minutes and then put a dash of milk on it?

Do I eat the dry (apart from the dash of milk) teabag afterwards or what? I fear the rise to teaboy is a bit off yet mate.

[QUOTE=“Julio Geordio, post: 935895, member: 332”]So to clarify;
I get a cup and put in a tea bag, leave it there for two minutes and then put a dash of milk on it?

Do I eat the dry apart (from the dash of milk) teabag afterwards or what? I fear the rise to teaboy is a bit off yet mate.[/QUOTE]
See above, mate-already addressed. Can’t help you with the above though-don’t know what a dry apart is.

[QUOTE=“Horsebox, post: 935894, member: 1537”]Sorry, bud I didn’t think I had to be overly explicit-yes take the teabag out. Then stir the milk in with a teaspoon-give me a shout if that doesn’t work out.

Oh and use boiled water as well-not cold.[/QUOTE]
I drink my tea black.

Then why did you describe the process at all?

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@Rocko dungeon this thread please.

You’ve really let me down here @Horsebox. I’ve backed you in the past but you’ve gone too far this time

Bit off more than I can chew, mate. I blame @TheUlteriorMotive[/USER] -he told me to set up this thread and now, for the first time, I look like a fool. [USER=9]@Bandage[/USER] dungeon this thread and ban [USER=2272]@TheUlteriorMotive please.