I prefer the Jim Royle type posture when sitting at my desk. Seat down low, legs stretched out and slouched back. I like to give the impression of being sloppy, there’s less expected of me that way. Had reason to move desk yesterday and the seat I moved to was up to it’s highest and straight at the back. Turns out it is the perfect position to place one’s considerable girth on the desk, taking much needed pressure off my back.
Headshot. Look at the back of a bar and see where it says ‘carbohydrates, of which sugars’. Probably around 11 or 12g. Use the 3g/tsp conversion and you can see there are 3 to 4 teaspoons of sugar in each bar. Cunts o things.
That women should not longer be allowed mobile phones.
Instead they should be made use phone boxes and made stand there until the said intention of phone call rings back.
3.01 pm Missed call from Mrs IM along with voice message to phone back.
3.01 and 30 seconds. Return call to Mrs IM. 3.03 pm repeat. 3.05pm repeat.
4.30 pm. Received call from Mrs IMary " We’re you looking for me love"
Have arranged meeting with John Mc Guinness at his clinic on Saturday morning.
Subject. Introduction of legislation to that grants immunity to any man who either kills or causes grievous bodily harm to his misses for the reasons outlined above