Things I learned today (Part 1)

We all get mugged off good and proper at Christmas mate. It’s worth it though.

Vouchers mate.

The good wife bought some sort of frock today with a hundred bucks knocked off.

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Ah yeah. I was at a loose end today for an hour. I bought her a laptop. Same one was for sale today at 150 notes less. Shit happens

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That’s why you don’t get your presents in Cavan till the 28th.

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Or be cute about it. Next Christmas in Cavan is already sorted

Minimoon.

(did Julio take runt along?)

WTF is a minimoon?

A holiday that snowflakes go on straight after their wedding before coming home and then blowing all their wedding money presents on an over indulgent holiday to some 5 star all inclusive resort in some exotic location.

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if this is true then @Julio_Geordio position on this forum is untenable

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As an auld fella said to me over the Christmas, Snowflakes*, they have everything, and they have fucking nothing.

*He didn’t use snowflakes.

Exactly

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Driving up to Dublin today and not in a rush as first meeting was 11am.
Tubbers had Siobhan, a uni lecturer, who called in to complain that she has a flurry of snowflakes in her classes who require spoon-feeding. She would fit in on TFK.

http://rte.ie/r.html?rii=b9_21111236_20433_05-01-2017_

Siobhan your knickers, it’s cold outside

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Siobhan your knickers, your mother has just come in the door.

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Thats an alright sort right there. She’s dead fucking right about their inability to communicate effectively.

Tommy Carr’s young fella is giving professional tennis a go.

I’m tipping him for the top. He’s our best prospect in a long time. Move over Sam Barry.

He could be the next Conor Niland

The prime minister of Papua New Guinea is a gentleman by the name of Peter O’Neill.

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He’s no gentleman