Things I learned today (Part 1)

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That’s very interesting. A good friend of mine is a bar manager in a pub in Galway. He did that Human Rights postgrad in NUIG and claimed that his class dreamed up at least six of them that have now been recognised. He said that he often contemplates this contribution to society when he’s going around picking up glasses or mopping up piss from the floor of the jacks. I nod away in agreement with him.

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Cool story, brah

Ya, it’s interesting.

Would you have any interest in setting up a thread to see if we could get that number up over 200?

Not really.

Well that’s that so.

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Men who like cats are less likely to get a date

Pineapple of the pet world

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Yeah, I wouldn’t be a cat person tbh

Cats are devious

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Dont like em

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They’d buy and sell you. No loyalty. Dogs are pure simple fuckers. Always love to see you.

Its nearly like cats judge you and dogs dont

Cats are the least needy pet you can have.

Give me food and fuck off away from around me you hairless bastard

Dogs want your attention constantly

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Oooft!

And pineapples are the king of the fruits.

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A cat owns you. Not the other way around

I’d say a dog owns you more. You have to walk it a few times a day so it wont shit in the house, or eat the settee.

Open the back door in the morning and the cat will fuck off and come back probably fed by its other family to go into bed.

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Lads, they’re pets. You’re overthinking this.

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So are wives cats or dogs? Debate