Things I learned today (Part 1)

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They’re not fucking homeless then are they.

A house is not a home according to some people, while others claim a home by laying their hat down. Accommodationless would be a more appropriate term to use for these people who are too lazy to sort themselves out.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7I_6J7_HGHc

By jove you have it dear boy.

TV chef and large breasted celebrity Nigella Lawson is 53.:eek:

Are her juices still flowing or do you reckon she needs regular basting?

Seems her partner tried to snap her neck at the weekend anyways.

Bit old for me bro but seen as you fantasize about my mother, Nigella is probably the perfect age for you, if maybe even a little young.

Here’s a satirical map of Ireland fom 1940 drawn up to put off any would be invaders.

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note the accurate classification of limerick inhabitants as inedible fungi

Really?

What part of Ireland do you think Limerick is in, pal?

[quote=“ChocolateMice, post: 787908, member: 168”]Really?

What part of Ireland do you think Limerick is in, pal?[/quote]

Notice they didn’t even have to put anything on the map to dissuade the invaders from trying to attack Limerick.
The Germans knew they’d get the bag bate off them if they tried.

[quote=“The Runt, post: 787921, member: 181”]Notice they didn’t even have to put anything on the map to dissuade the invaders from trying to attack Limerick.
The Germans knew they’d get the bag bate off them if they tried.[/quote]

There was no need for the germans, sure didn’t ye run out all the jewish inhabitants of ellen st yerselves in a vicious pogrom

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Limerick_Pogrom

Damn.

If it’s on wikipedia it has to be true!

Sorry, Mickee!

Damn right we did.

Melbourne murder victim Jill Meagher was in the Mitzi Turbo Cup episode of Hardy Bucks.

Link please ted.

Ah here, you know how to use the internet.