All of the coronavirus in the world would fit in a can of coke.
The distance between NZ and Australia is approximately the same as the distance between The Netherlands and Libya
Feck
That should be carlsberg
Probably 
Which one is he ?
Todayâs date (Friday) is both a palindrome and an ambigram
12-02-21? You mad bastard.
I sit corrected.
Do geese see God?
Only when they fly upside down.
Or backwardsâŚ
@Massey this is class. Not a topic I knew much about. DeBeers are some shower of cunts.
The amount of mugs that forked out 3 months salary on a ring because of them
Absolutely what a fuckin scam.
Jeremy Clarkson is only 60.
The founder of ASM Clermont Auvergne rugby club Marcel Michelin (after whom their stadium is named) died in Buchenwald after being deported there for being a member of the French resistance. He was a son of tyre magnate Andrè Michelin.

