See name of thread pal 
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ladybird this one
They suck it back up?
Nice enough fella too
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He has a cock with a flat part that looks like its bell end has been hit by a hammer. This bit points straight backward so when he pisses it goes straight backwards as opposed to out under him like many animals.
If he stood up on his hind legs it would go directly down like a human presumably?
Doubt it. It would still be hanging down between his legs pointing backwards. You’d need to strap him to a vertical pole and throw the inside of a toilet roll over his cock AND sellotape that to his stomach for him to piss down I’d say. And youd have to be from Cork to even attempt that.
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reminds me of @Bandage pal who they named ‘hands of piss’ or something because of the way he wipes his hole.
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tapered?
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And drainage
I’d love to hear @juhniallo’s last few posts narrated by David Attenborough in a documentary on Tapirs.
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Happily married in America to a wife who knows nothing about his sick ways would you believe.
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Is that the same lad who ate his breakfast whilst having a shite?
No. This is the guy who wipes his arse from the front instead of the back. Hence HandsOfPiss. Who’s that shitting/breakfast guy? Sounds like a sick fuck.
Not any more it won’t be. They have announced the closure of the Baldoyle factory today and are moving production to Bulgaria.
The brand is only recognised in Ireland. We’d some poor lad in dire straits after a day of drinking and a sojourn in an ‘all you can eat’ curry house in Manchester. Met with puzzled looks at the pharmacy trying to explain the ailment and remedy required.
Its definitely widely available in Australia anyway, in both the tub and squeezy tube form
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Over 50 countries according to this RTE article.
https://www.rte.ie/news/business/2021/0507/1217509-sudocream-dublin-plant/