Things I learned today (Part 1)

[anon61956325]

[QUOTE=“Fran, post: 1026574, member: 110”]What were they up to? Was it just a bit of shifting or was there cock and balls on display?

Was the priest wearing his costume?[/QUOTE]

A rusty trumpet is the rumour going around.

[flattythehurdler]

@Kid Chocolate

He married my friend to his wife, said friend runs a pub in nice where he lives. The padre is banging the bejesus out of his male chef who id from Dublin and I stumbled on them on my way down to the cellar at 2 am on Monday last, I’m still a bit shook. It was like the tent scene from that gay cowboy movie there a few years back

Must be a fairly common occurrence if you “forgot” to post it for nearly a week.

[carryharry]

@TheUlteriorMotive

There are 950 boys playing football in Kilmacud Crokes from u-6 to u-16 level

Creepy cunt info

[carryharry]

@myboyblue

So no source then

Spastic rating?

[carryharry]

@Kid Chocolate

He married my friend to his wife, said friend runs a pub in nice where he lives. The padre is banging the bejesus out of his male chef who id from Dublin and I stumbled on them on my way down to the cellar at 2 am on Monday last, I’m still a bit shook. It was like the tent scene from that gay cowboy movie there a few years back

Worst constructed post ever! In your delight to talk about your boyfriend you made a cunt of that post and yourself. :rolleyes:

[balbec]

@carryharry

Worst constructed post ever! In your delight to talk about your boyfriend you made a cunt of that post and yourself. :rolleyes:

The reference to the “friend” was the giveaway.

[Kid_Chocolate]

[QUOTE=“Fran, post: 1026574, member: 110”]What were they up to? Was it just a bit of shifting or was there cock and balls on display?

Was the priest wearing his costume?[/QUOTE]
They were engaged in oral sex it seemed, pulling themselves together when I walked In. I was sent down to get a block of cheese for toasted sandwiches. I didn’t tell my friend as I’m not certain how he’d react , ESP wrt the chef

[flattythehurdler]

@carryharry

Creepy cunt info

It does sound a touch sweaty.

[Elvis_Brandenberg_Kr]

@Kid Chocolate

They were engaged in oral sex it seemed, pulling themselves together when I walked In. I was sent down to get a block of cheese for toasted sandwiches. I didn’t tell my friend as I’m not certain how he’d react , ESP wrt the chef

Did you get the cheese?

Seems there would have been no shortage of same…

[Fran]

@Kid Chocolate

They were engaged in oral sex it seemed, pulling themselves together when I walked In. I was sent down to get a block of cheese for toasted sandwiches. I didn’t tell my friend as I’m not certain how he’d react , ESP wrt the chef

[flattythehurdler]

@Kid Chocolate

They were engaged in oral sex it seemed, pulling themselves together when I walked In. I was sent down to get a block of cheese for toasted sandwiches. I didn’t tell my friend as I’m not certain how he’d react , ESP wrt the chef

This isn’t even anatomically possible. Unless they have two willies each and are double jointed.

[Kid_Chocolate]

@flattythehurdler

This isn’t even anatomically possible. Unless they have two willies each and are double jointed.

Ok, I’ll take your word for it, not something I’ve ever tried

[fucked_out]

@Kid Chocolate

They were engaged in oral sex it seemed, pulling themselves together when I walked In. I was sent down to get a block of cheese for toasted sandwiches. I didn’t tell my friend as I’m not certain how he’d react , ESP wrt the chef

I heard of an instance, years ago, of an after hours bit of same sex arse banditry in pub jacks getting explained away by the “combatants” as a case of the heimlich manoeuvre “misinterpreted”
Did these bucko’s make any attempt to explain themselves or to swear you to secrecy?

[Sidney]

@Kid Chocolate

They were engaged in oral sex it seemed, pulling themselves together when I walked In. I was sent down to get a block of cheese for toasted sandwiches. I didn’t tell my friend as I’m not certain how he’d react , ESP wrt the chef

Sent down to get some knob cheese for a cock monsieur, I’d say.

[KinvarasPassion]

Was the clergyman pitching or catching?

[balbec]

@Kinvara's Passion

Was the clergyman pitching or catching?

I think that is the question we all want answered.

[Juhniallio]

@balbec

I think that is the question we all want answered.

Go way and visualise your gayporn for yourself, ballbag. I imagine kp is coming from an ecumenical standpoint.

[Kid_Chocolate]

Is his marriage still valid in these circumstances ?

[KinvarasPassion]

@Kid Chocolate

Is his marriage still valid in these circumstances ?

least of his worries

[glasagusban]

@Kid Chocolate

Is his marriage still valid in these circumstances ?

:D:D:D:D:D