Things I learned today (Part 1)

anon61956325 · October 5, 2014, 8:56am

At least half the clergy are gay, if not more. A lapsed friend’s uncle who left the church because he was gay, and didn’t want to continue on with the hypocrisy, informed* me all about it a few years ago. It’s one big gay orgy and if your mates marriage is no longer valid neither is half the marriages in this country.

originally wrote ‘filled me in’ and then replaced it with ‘low down’ before settling on informed.

myboyblue · October 5, 2014, 9:43am

[QUOTE=“ChocolateMice, post: 1027099, member: 168”]At least half the clergy are gay, if not more. A lapsed friend’s uncle who left the church because he was gay, and didn’t want to continue on with the hypocrisy, informed* me all about it a few years ago. It’s one big gay orgy and if your mates marriage is no longer valid neither is half the marriages in this country.

originally wrote ‘filled me in’ and then replaced it with ‘low down’ before settling on informed.[/QUOTE]
“A lapsed friends uncle”

artfoley · October 5, 2014, 9:56am

[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 1027103, member: 180”]“A lapsed friends uncle”

:D[/QUOTE]
More like a prolapsed friend.

A lad from down home, who was always clearly gay went into train inthe priesthood in the late 80s. He said he never had more sex in his life than when he was in the semenary(sic)

glasagusban · October 5, 2014, 1:16pm

[QUOTE=“artfoley, post: 1027109, member: 179”]More like a prolapsed friend.

A lad from down home, who was always clearly gay went into train inthe priesthood in the late 80s. He said he never had more sex in his life than when he was in the semenary(sic)[/QUOTE]
This is old news mate. They were all bating it into each other up there.

I actually find it very funny that @Kid Chocolate seems so shocked that two consenting adults were knobbing each other. Sure good luck to them.

anon61956325 · October 5, 2014, 3:25pm

[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1027195, member: 1533”]This is old news mate. They were all bating it into each other up there.

I actually find it very funny that @Kid Chocolate seems so shocked that two consenting adults were knobbing each other. Sure good luck to them.[/QUOTE]
He is a complete fucking roaster/muldoon. His reply the Chewy’s coke post tells you all you need to know about this chump.

Richie_Mac_an_Breath · October 5, 2014, 3:48pm

Sounds like some are already comfortable around sagart balls

myboyblue · October 5, 2014, 4:28pm

[QUOTE=“artfoley, post: 1027109, member: 179”]More like a prolapsed friend.

A lad from down home, who was always clearly gay went into train inthe priesthood in the late 80s. He said he never had more sex in his life than when he was in the semenary(sic)[/QUOTE]
“A lad from down home”

[QUOTE=“glasagusban, post: 1027195, member: 1533”]This is old news mate. They were all bating it into each other up there.

I actually find it very funny that @Kid Chocolate seems so shocked that two consenting adults were knobbing each other. Sure good luck to them.[/QUOTE]
Might be old news to the gay community perhaps. I’d expect nothing less from our resident gay lobbyist.

artfoley · October 5, 2014, 4:51pm

[QUOTE=“myboyblue, post: 1027315, member: 180”]“A lad from down home”
:D[/QUOTE]
Fair enough, your da

Midshipman_Asha · October 5, 2014, 5:17pm

Didn’t this happen in France? Just shrug your shoulders and move on.

myboyblue · October 5, 2014, 5:24pm

Me auld fella’s not from Humberside pal.

Kid_Chocolate · October 5, 2014, 7:10pm

I’d say you give a great hand shandy

anon61956325 · October 5, 2014, 7:33pm

Does it excite you? Have you thought about it much? Were you in a cellar when you first thought about me?
You fucking creep.

balbec · October 6, 2014, 6:11pm

David Walsh has ghost written Kevin Pietersen’s book.

flattythehurdler · October 6, 2014, 6:42pm

Lovely couple.

farmerinthecity · October 6, 2014, 9:44pm

The bloke who did the Guinness ad with the horses coming out of the waves also directed the video for Street Spirit by Radiohead.

Julio_Geordio · October 7, 2014, 7:35am

Not today but it was only a couple of weeks ago I found out Paolo Tullio used to be a Michelin starred chef.
I thought the fat cunt was just a celebrity food critic and his self important musings infuriated me.
I’ve a bit more respect for him now, even though he is still a cunt.

Big_Dan_Campbell · October 7, 2014, 7:39am

[QUOTE=“Julio Geordio, post: 1028031, member: 332”]Not today but it was only a couple of weeks ago I found out Paolo Tullio used to be a Michelin starred chef.
I thought the fat cunt was just a celebrity food critic and his self important musings infuriated me.
I’ve a bit more respect for him now, even though he is still a cunt.[/QUOTE]

He is no Tom Doorley

Fagan_ODowd · October 7, 2014, 7:51am

[QUOTE=“Julio Geordio, post: 1028031, member: 332”]Not today but it was only a couple of weeks ago I found out Paolo Tullio used to be a Michelin starred chef.
I thought the fat cunt was just a celebrity food critic and his self important musings infuriated me.
I’ve a bit more respect for him now, even though he is still a cunt.[/QUOTE]
I love the story about him having the row in Picassos in Clontarf which is a cuntish spot and the owner inviting him to step outside for a spot of fisticuffs.

Big_Dan_Campbell · October 7, 2014, 9:01am

Decent review of it by Barney Ronay in todays Guardian

http://www.theguardian.com/sport/2014/oct/06/kp-the-autobiography-barney-ronay-review

Matt Prior calling himself “The Big Cheese”. What a cock:D

myboyblue · October 7, 2014, 11:32am

Erika Eleniak of Baywatch and Under Siege fame, had an uncredited role in ET. She was the blonde Elliott kissed in the frogs classroom scene

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TaLsQSCK0Jo