Things I learned today (Part 1)

There are less than 80,000 Giraffes left in Africa. They have become extinct in 7 African countries in the last 20 years. To put this in context, there are an estimated 400-600 thousand African Elephants left.
I am astonished by this, I would have thought there were millions of Giraffes.

[QUOTE=“Fitzy, post: 1053091, member: 236”]There are less than 80,000 Giraffes left in Africa. They have become extinct in 7 African countries in the last 20 years. To put this in context, there are an estimated 400-600 thousand African Elephants left.
I am astonished by this, I would have thought there were millions of Giraffes.[/QUOTE]
Why would you have thought there were millions of giraffes Fitzy?

The neck on the cunt.

It’ll be a tall order to arrest their decline

A good question tho. You’d have to be a complete head-the-ball to think there were millions of giraffes on the planet. Wild animals are in serious decline all over the globe but Fitzy thinks giraffes are having a great old time of it, taking selfies and tagging themselves on tour…would you fuck off for your self, mate.

Obviously hes learned nothing from farmer’s attempts to get his hole. It aint easy for the tall and gangly

The bald buck tooth lad is giving me grief! Would you fuck off with yourself.

Africa’s a big place Fagan.

Oh look, the forum prefect is walking the halls. Get fucked you whiney little cunt.

Jesus farmer, i thought you had a bit of a sense of humour

Farmer has just learned that his species are in serious decline, give him a break, pal.

@Fitzy are you sure youre not mixing a giraffe up with wildebeest, pal? it’s easily done.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJtnm78AoXI

My sense of humour is fine mate.

I am just pointing out the irony of you using a physical aspect of someone as a reason as to why they may not appeal to the opposite sex.

[QUOTE=“farmerinthecity, post: 1053173, member: 24”]My sense of humour is fine mate.

I am just pointing out the irony of you using a physical aspect of someone as a reason as to why they may not appeal to the opposite sex.[/QUOTE]
Itd be ironic if i wasnt getting any

A scene in Series 2 Episode 9 of Monty Python’s Flying Circus has Amhran Na bhFiann as the background music.

Poetry and alcohol are great release mechanisms.

while in space a person will grow two inches and eyesight deteriorates by about 20 per cent - the latter is permanent and the former is temporary.

The Hawthorns is the highest Premier League ground.

+1. I recorded the Boxing Day edition of MoTD and was watching it this morning. The commentator Jonathan Pearce made the reference during the West Brom-Manchester City commentary and I said to myself, “That was something new I learnt today”.

Boxing Day?

:rolleyes:

[QUOTE=“Il Bomber Destro, post: 1063038, member: 2533”]Boxing Day?

:rolleyes:[/QUOTE]

Yes, it was a couple of days ago.

Boxing Day.

Boxing Day.

Boxing Day.