Things I learned today (Part 1)

Jeans are not comfortable. Put on my first pair of jeans in 3 months today and they’re heavy and rigid and unshapely.

Ever think that you might be heavy, rigid and unshapely? And that the jean(s) is (are) fine?

@Rocko is a fat bastard

Would these be the special jeans you order over the Internet with especially widened thighs?

You need a pair of superhero loungepants, guaranteed to keep you hip and out of trouble

They can hurl better than most hurlers can

You can retract any posts you put up on Twitter

I knew you could delete them but how do you retract them?

Bumped for @Bandage

4 of the starting Kilkenny u21 team plus one of the subs introduced start their leaving cert today.

What happened to Robert Miller.

His name was Robert Poulsen.

Miller or Millar. I’ll take a PM.

Emile Heskey has a column with goal.com - The Italians will try and rile Suarez up according to the English legend. He may be on to something there.

Adam Duritz of US rock bores Counting Crows is good pals with RTE’s football reporting Corkman, Tony O’Donoghue.

I’d say they have some craic

Tone is usually decent value in Lee’s Kitchen in Dalkey late on a weekend night.

Messi has one of those sleeve length tattoos. Gutted to see him with one. Thought he was better than that

He’s an egotistical drug cheat.

Yet you laud rada needle and juve, strange man