Things I learned today (Part 2)

The average man will shit approximately two fully grown African elephant’s worth of shit in their lifetime

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Italy had a monarchy during World War 2

room something GIF

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Three for a Guinness drinker.

Brilliant

Well over that atm

Some poor fucker only shitting a small sheep to compensate for @cowpat

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As did Romania :romania: and Denmark afaik

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Denmark is still a monarchy

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I was referring to war years
When it must have been some balancing act

Iker Casillas cost his dad €1.2m by failing to put a bet on for him. When he was a child, Casillas’ dad asked his son to pop into the bookies to place a 14 way accumulator for him. But thinking the ridiculous wager had no chance, Iker pocketed the stake instead. The following day, all 14 results came through and his dad was toasting a €1.2m win, when a sheepish Iker fessed up.

Good job he made it as a footballer…

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Anne Doyle has a ghost story book out

Ed Sheeran sponsors Ipswich Town

Chris Christie ran for president in 2016.

Primark was found in Dublin.

How long had it been lost?

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Was returned for the cost of a Penney…

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Aiden McGeady now plays for Ayr United.

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On the day of his assassination JFK went full Eamon Ryan and flew from Fort Worth to Dallas (like flying from Annacotty to Limerick) rather than drive

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Good a time as any to give somebody the dart. He used boast that if he didn’t have sex every day, he’d get a bad pain in his head. It’s recounted that he had sex on air-force-one the day before with his wife Jackie flying into Houston.