Things I learned today (Part 2)

[Corksfinedtboy]

Pls tell me this is true
Suppose you couldn’t make it up

[Corksfinedtboy]

That’s just the northside

[Corksfinedtboy]

That’s beyond mad

[ironmoth]

@flattythehurdler

Driver ‘seriously injured’ after being run over three times by own car | Switzerland | The Guardian

This can happen

What goes around, comes around.

[habanerocat]

Paul Hogan worked on the Sydney Harbour Bridge in 1971 before he became famous.

[myboyblue]

That’s not a bridge

[habanerocat]

I’m happy…

[ironmoth]

@myboyblue

That’s not a bridge

This is a bridge

[habanerocat]

So is this kid…

[backinatracksuit]

Tax payers pay 80% of the prize money at race meetings in Ireland,

That’s actually disgusting

[Batigol]

A disgrace

[ironmoth]

I’m not sure if you’re being serious.

[myboyblue]

You can eat it but it taste like shit

[ironmoth]

The funnelweb spider can kill a man in eight seconds, just by looking at him.

[myboyblue]

Micks bloody lucky you can shoot straight Wal

[Spidey]

Frank Lampard has written a number of children’s books

[Pirlo]

As has Theo Walcott.

[maurice_brown]

@backinatracksuit

Tax payers pay 80% of the prize money at race meetings in Ireland,

That’s actually disgusting

I thought it was more. I’m 20% less disgusted than before

[flattythehurdler]

@Spidey

Frank Lampard has written a number of children’s books

Read mate, read.

[Gary_Birtles_Lovechi]

Jerry Lee Lewis lived in Ireland from 1993 to 1997 for tax purposes.