Pushed around and kicked around, always a lonely boy
You were the one that theyâd talk about around town
As they put you down
And as hard as they would try, theyâd hurt to make you cry
But youâd never cry to them, just to your soul
NO, YOU NEVER CRY TO THEM, JUST TO YOUR SOOUUUULL!!
Mr OâDriscoll, the keynote speaker, was there to âdraw powerful parallels between the world of elite rugby and cyber defence - showing how teamwork, resilience and strategy are just as critical on the digital frontlines as they are on the pitchâ, according to Check Pointâs description of the conference.
I hope Drico compared computer viruses to the maliciously spread vomiting bug that lost New Zealand the 1995 World Cup final.
"Think of your Windows operating system as being like Jonah Lomu in the 1995 Rugby World Cup semi-final between New Zealand and England. Powerful, fast, agile, great at running.
Now think of how a virus ruined Lomu in the final. He was slow, ponderous, unable to boot, and made many run time errors. If youâre not serious about cyber security, thatâs what can happen to your computer."
The organisers must not have been able to afford Shaun Edwards.
He compared his intercept try in the 2009 Heino semi-final to how quality anti-virus programmes are able to intercept and destroy threats.
He compared the battle between Norton and McAfee for anti-virus programme market leadership to the battle between Ronan OâGara and David Humphreys for the Ireland number 10 jersey.
He compared the effect of malware on computer operating systems to Duncan McRae continually punching Ronan OâGara in the face in that infamous incident on the 2001 British Lions tour.
He talked about how Michael Cheika brought about a change in the culture at Leinster by transforming Leinster from âthe Ladyboysâ (as referenced by Alan Partridge) to âThe Blue Screen Of Deathâ.
He compared the mobility of laptop computers and their ability to work in different places to a good âtouristâ on a British Lions tour.