And I wish I wish knew the right words, to blow up the pokies and drag them away, cos theyâre takin the food from the table, so they can say that the trains run on time
Iâve been
What was the bicycle situation?
9 million on the button
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Have you used an independently calibrated clock to verify the accuracy of the station clock ?
Iâm on holidays mate
If you study Theology in Maynooth University, youâre guaranteed accomodation on campus.
Are you thinking of enrolling?
It always confused/amazed me why most trainee priests do courses in theology. I suppose they have to. Being a layman I always assumed the more you studied theology the more likely that youâd question your own faith, and youâd probably drop out of the priesthood.
But the opposite seems to be the caseâŠ
Especially if your name is Eamonn
No no, one of me workmates was telling me. I omly learnt about the haunted room on campus in the last while as well. Probably mostly foreigners doing the priesthood these days. I cqnât imagine thereâd be that much Irish?
Under 10 every year now.
Sad but true.
Theyâll be nobody to bury us.
I didnât even think there were that many, I think a few years ago there was one year with only one ordination in the whole country.
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Yeah but i think that was out of the ordinatoryâŠ
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Yea, nobody from Ossary in the last 10 years.
I got your joke, by the way.
Surely canât be far away from AI priests who get ordained by a panel of French computer theologians called Les Ordinateurs.
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Our only hope is that the black priest follows the black doctor to Ireland.
Donât you need a masters in theology to be a priest?
Plenty of black priests here already.
I wouldnât know much about it.
Perhaps it was once but this link just says âstudiesâ.
The ceiling has been lowered significantlyâŠ
Former leader of the NUM Arthur Scargill is still alive - heâs 88.
Maggie the Witch bested him and routed the Union but Arthur lined his own pockets and displayed outrageous levels of entitlement thereafter.
The NUM were paying ÂŁ34k per annum up to 2012 for a flat Arthur occupied in the Barbican Centre in London until someone rumbled it.
Arthur appears to have been an absolute MĂ© FĂ©iner and a SuperkuntâŠ
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