Things that are a cod

Things
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Hope you’re doing well after yesterday’s experience

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Ill keep you updated on the score

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:heart_eyes:

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All good. A dose of Pneumonia. Which is a much better outcome than it looked like 24 hours ago.

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You want to mind yourself there lad, can be deceptive.

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Chickens are the answer here. Starve the fuckers, scatter some seed and release the little scarifiers.

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Mind yourself all the same

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Good suggestion but like everything else that’s not valuable (whins, dockens, horsetail, briars, rushes) there was an abundance of moss. If I had ducks they’d probably drown.

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You’ve a wonderful turn of phrase. :joy:

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Tuigthe. Decks cleared. Wont be working for a while.

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I feel dirty for saying this but you may need a dryrobe

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:joy::joy::joy:

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Hawk eye

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Hi Buff

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Slim fit shirts.

Cunts of things. Slim - definitely. Fit - not a chance. Buttonable - :rofl: Grrrrr….

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Cunts of things Boxty. Not made for men of our demeanour I’m afraid.

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Pensioners in slim fit shirts :joy: someones taking the mickey out of ya

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Got one of these as a Christmas present. A fucking flute of a thing

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You’d want an xl if you are medium

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Fat lads blaming the clothes for being too small instead of pulling back from the table an odd time

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