Things that are right

part of the horsey clique sure

Beach Volleyball Cheerleaders

from http://www.sportsnewsireland.com/2010/06/17/the-gaa-has-banned-vuvuzelas-from-croke-park/

The GAA has banned vuvuzelas from Croke Park

The most entertaining thing about the World Cup so far seems to be the noise that the South African trumpet vuvuzelas makes and chiefs in the GAA have decided to get in early and ban them from Croke Park.

GAA spokesman Alan Milton said “It is impossible to say how popular they are going to be, they are not a traditional Irish instrument. But we will not be encouraging their use in Croke Park,”

“They will be taken from people if seen on the way in. It will be hard to ensure none get into the stadium, but if somebody alerts stewards in the stadium, we will go and take them away.”

He added: “Patrons pay in to see the game. We think it is unfair to people to have to sit beside a trumpet blowing in your ears for 70 minutes.”

Cameron Diaz is a dirty girl

“Oh gosh, I can’t even count how many times I’ve gotten on a plane for love.
“It’s not unusual in this business - my lifestyle demands it.
“I’m always traveling for cock. You’ve got to go where it is.”
And Cameron didn’t leave it there.
“I’m primal on an animalistic level, kind of like, ‘Bonk me over the head, throw me over your shoulder. You man, me woman.’
“Not everybody has the right kind of primal thing for me… I love physical contact.
“I have to be touching my lover, like, always. It’s not optional.”

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/showbiz/bizarre/usa/3018201/Cameron-Diaz-will-fly-anywhere-for-sex.html

A recent entry on Tony Fenton’s wikipedia page:

He left school but had difficulty finding work as a disc jockey in Ireland’s pre-pop music era. He appeared on RTE’s the late late show in 1968 to promote his promising wrestling career. He wrestled professionally for 2 years in the USA until a shoulder injury put an end to his american dream. Tony wrestled under the name “Doctor smooth-moves” winning much acclaim from critics and fans alike.

A study has shown that housework decreases the risk of breast cancer :clap:

Dick Cheney has been admitted to hospital with heart trouble. Fingers crossed.

Ladbrokes paying out 480euro on a bet instead of the right amount of 380, seldom you’ll catch those boys out… :lol:

I know that you got a job Miss Cheney but your husband’s heart problems complicated

http://www.dontevenreply.com/

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You’re one sick bastard bro.

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http://www.independent.ie/multimedia/archive/00607/Dad-01_G_607625d.jpg

Special mention for Steven Gerrard who finished tenth

Cristiano Ronaldo will be a strong contender next year.

He’s only been born for fuck sake.

The PTA meeting in the teacher’s strike episode of the simpsons :lol:

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/cc/PTA_Disbands!(Jasper).jpg

Brunch ice creams

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That’s a paddlin

Pissing rain for Oxegen. Ah lovely. :smiley:

I’m delighted :lol:
But more out of jealousy. Serious line up there.