Control? :huh:
I won’t go with set times, I think I’ll just ad lib.
What’s a normal amount of wanking anyway?
Hmmmm. I’m guessing 4-5 times a day but not to exceed 25 in any given week?
Think if I got a year’s salary I’d move to Paris where it would probably last a month given the price of drink out there and the amount of harlotry and horseracing I’d be enjoying.
That’s serious going.
I’ve just read that the World Record is 36 in 24 hours. That’s unreal. I’d be impressed if I managed that in a month.
I wouldn’t mind doing something like that myself but I’d say the 5 of us wouldn’t survive that long on it over in Paris.
Huh? You’ve more kids than MAD even? Incredible scenes.
He had a litter a while back
Dump the kids in Disneyland Paris and enroll in an art history course in the Sarbonne is your only option, RinTinTin.
The wife decided to start having them in 2’s.
So how many litters are you on now?
It’s still the same amout as when I met you in “tons of fun” in March Dunph.
Spar are doing a hit chicken baguette, bottle of Volvic water and packet of Real McCoy’s for 3.99.
That sounds rank Farmer, shouldn’t this be in the things that are wrong thread?
A top quality crisp, there 's ating and drinkin in um.
SS, it was far from cavier and lobster you were reared.
I wouldn’t be so sure about that. SS** was born with a silver spoon in his mouth…
36 in 24 hours!!! The last one would probably be just a puff of smoke blowing out of you. The “general” would be red raw for a month after that!