Things that are right

What’s my prize?

How did you spot/retrieve the coins while cycling?

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 770248, member: 129”]Check out the big brain on Runty.

I couldn’t believe my luck. Probably some drunk coming out of Silks casino the night before.[/quote]

No offence Thrawneen mate but it was only €4.50

[quote=“The Runt, post: 770251, member: 181”]What’s my prize?

How did you spot/retrieve the coins while cycling?[/quote]

I will pick you up something nice this weekend pal.

To paraphrase Arrested Development (the band)
€4.50 means a lunch for you, but it means a big deal for me.

A new pair of windscreen wipers blades.

[quote=“The Runt, post: 770251, member: 181”]What’s my prize?

How did you spot/retrieve the coins while cycling?[/quote]

My bike is in bits (I’ve a new one sitting in a shop waiting on a payment from my employer before I can pick it up) so I was cycling slow enough, and being on a racing bike, one always has an eye on the road surface to check for glass, so I spotted the glint of the beautiful €2 coins in the morning sun.

El Hadji Diouf beaten by gang of youths in Dakar restaurant toilet
22 May 2013 16:33
32-year-old striker reportedly attacked at 4.30am in ‘upscale, jetset’ part of Senegalese capital.

FORMER Liverpool FC player El Hadji Diouf was beaten by a gang of youths in a Dakar restaurant.
The Senegal-born striker became the Reds’ record signing when Gerard Houllier paid £10m for him in 2002 but had an undistinguished spell at Anfield, most notable for spitting at a Celtic fan during a UEFA Cup tie in Glasgow.
The Modern Ghana website has reported that the 32-year-old, who now plays for Leeds United, was enjoying a night out in an ‘upscale area of the jetset in Dakar’ when he was set upon at around 4.30am by a gang of youths who bundled him into the toilets before beating him seriously.
A witness who saw Diouf’s bodyguards - reportedly Senegalese wrestlers - come to his aid, said Diouf was drunk and shouting, “You’re all zero, you’re poor, you’re not connected”.
Workers and restaurant regulars confirmed the incident but said they preferred to stay anonymous for ‘security reasons’.

The sound of a woman having a piss

:eek:o_O

Geee. Zus.

Gushing?

Those queenie buns with icing you can get in lidl

It’s a very particular sound. Nothing else sounds like it.

Replace piss with orgasm and you’d be right. Instead you’re just a bit fucked up…

That would be poor grammar.

Fagans into golden showers :D,you dirty old man

A Gigi Buffon Azzurri compilation set to the tune of Rino Gaetano’s Ma Il Cielo E’ Siempre Piu Blu - two of Italy’s modern greats.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=siF-plhH-0U

Today. Just had a jog on beautiful portmarnock strand. Popped up to the folks and there was a fry ready. The bro is on the way out for a swim and then we’ll hit the driving range. After that its pick up the little lady and hit the playground, beach and barbecue followed by the dubs on tv.

Fuck it that sounds like a superb day :clap:

Now that’s what a bank holiday Saturday sounds like