Things that are right

She’s even nastier than I am. And that’s saying something. If she had been brought up in Salt Lake City, Utah as opposed to Salthill, Galway I would imagine she’d be making pornography for a living.

And that, my friends, is why I intend to marry the girl.

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 785682, member: 129”]She’s even nastier than I am. And that’s saying something. If she had been brought up in Salt Lake City, Utah as opposed to Salthill, Galway I would imagine she’d be making pornography for a living.

And that, my friends, is why I intend to marry the girl.[/quote]
She sounds like a delight and I hope to find a similar lady one day.

[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 785682, member: 129”]
And that, my friends, is why I intend to marry the girl.[/quote]

And her money Thraw, don’t forget that

Yes, that too. She’s off to pilates now. I’m off to pick up a couple of beers and sit on her couch watching Pawn Stars until she comes home and makes me dinner.

Back of the net.

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[quote=“Thrawneen, post: 785682, member: 129”]She’s even nastier than I am. And that’s saying something. If she had been brought up in Salt Lake City, Utah as opposed to Salthill, Galway I would imagine she’d be making pornography for a living.

And that, my friends, is why I intend to marry the girl.[/quote]

:eek::eek::eek::eek::eek:

Don’t see John McGuinness getting a mention anywhere on tfk so here goes.

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Fair play to him. No one should be forced to go on those junkets alone.

Propose ASAP mate.

5Live had a report from Cork this morning about Mulitnationals and Corperation Tax.

The reporter began the report with the following words

“Cork is just like any British town”

[quote=“chewy louie, post: 785881, member: 1137”]

“Cork is just like any British town”[/quote]

Full to the brim of proven cunts.

Rich Eisen podcast, he had Aaron Rogers on it yesterday and all they did was talk about Game of thrones for 40 mins…

Do you want me to move this post to the things that are wrong thread for you?

The NFL are obsessed with GOTs and the writer of GOTs is obsessed with NFL.

Come at me bro.

[quote=“chewy louie, post: 785881, member: 1137”]5Live had a report from Cork this morning about Mulitnationals and Corperation Tax.

The reporter began the report with the following words

“Cork is just like any British town”[/quote]
Yeah heard that. It’s my getting up in the morning station. The bird from UL talking about taxes did her accounting exams in my group.

Last night 5live were asking people to ring in and say “Billy Twelvetrees” in an Irish accent. Racist.

He then also spoke about pebbledashed estates and piebald ponies in Cork

Alan: I think the Irish are going through a major image change. I mean, the old image of leprechauns, shamrock, Guinness. Horses running through council estates. Toothless simpletons. People with eyebrows on their cheeks. Badly tarmacked drives, in this country. Men in platform shoes being arrested for bombings. Lots of rocks, and Beamish. I think people are saying “Yes, there’s more to Ireland than this”. A good slogan for the tourist board [Irish accent] “There’s more to Oi-reland, DAN DIS.”.

Susan [Bringing the breakfasts]: There we go.

Alan: Thanks very much. You blonde bastard… From the future. [Alan looks over to Susan and gives her the V’s] This looks disgusting. Still, might as well eat it. So, how many people were killed in the Irish famine?

Aidan: Erm. Two million, and another two million had to leave the country.

Alan: Right. If it was just the potatoes that were affected, at the end of the day, you will pay the price if you are a fussy eater. If they could afford to emigrate, then they could afford to eat in a modest restaurant. Could we come live from the Blarney Stone? I’m trying to get an angle on this.

Bifter solo’s

Inter Milan giving the alright sort, currently injured and soon to turn 40, Javier Zanetti a year long extension to his contract.

Watching one of the oversized birds in work getting a work carrying PC’s from one end of the building to the other. She is getting a good workout.:slight_smile: If she keeps this up, she will be able to compete with the sexy slim skimply clothed nordic ladies for my attention. :slight_smile: