Things that are right

Death penalty for the terrorist Tsarnaev behind the Boston bombing.

:clap:

Fr Damo episode of Father Ted

:clap:

Put your clothes back on Carol I can’t concentrate.

On my way home from town to play golf in Portmarnock. Pre ordered a kanoodle green curry and got there just as the rain started. Just finishing up and I’m on the rothar again.

You’re playing golf on a bike?

No. I get off it to take shots. Had a couple of horrendous showers and now my van seems to have died in Portmarnock golf club. Great game though.

The links was it, Juhy? I’m playing there tomorrow with some other international businessmen. How’s it playing?

Was it the real Portmarnock or the country club?

Herb encrusted salmon :clap:

A good quiet barber who just cuts the fucking hair and no shit talk:

conversation between myself and Mohamed my Turkish barber today

M : " same again"
Kc : “yes”
M : " stay still, or I cut you"
Kc : “ok "
M : " Done, 10 euro”
Kc : " thanks, how you voting "
M : No

;clap , out in 10 mins

[QUOTE=“Kid Chocolate, post: 1143215, member: 553”]A good quiet barber who just cuts the fucking hair and no shit talk:

conversation between myself and Mohamed my Turkish barber today

M : " same again"
Kc : “yes”
M : " stay still, or I cut you"
Kc : “ok "
M : " Done, 10 euro”
Kc : " thanks, how you voting "
M : No

;clap , out in 10 mins[/QUOTE]

Happy ending?

Your mouth stinks of salmon and your arse stinks of trout. No wonder the only way you can get sex is by getting raped on a park bench by a HIV-ridden hobo.

:eek:
Post reported. :eek:

W

When is the last time you had sex Sidney?
I don’t need to know the sex of the other party BTW.

[QUOTE=“HBV*, post: 1143247, member: 234”]W

When is the last time you had sex Sidney?
I don’t need to know the sex of the other party BTW.[/QUOTE]
If it will satisfy your lustful thoughts for me, I’m a virgin, babes.

Real portmarnock. First time ever. Pity the wind was so big. And I hadn’t played in ages. And I’m a shit golfer. But it was great.

Ban this cunt now.

Post reported for misogynistic language.

No. Old Portmarnock. The links is a lovely course. Bring a lot of golf balls, I think it’s meant to be windy, tomorrow. You have to hit a fair few carries from the tee on that course as well.

Respect. Saving yourself I suppose.